So my parents got me a bass guitar for my birthday this year (fuck yeah) and this is what I’ve learned so far after a few days:
- If you play with a pick you will be crucified (a joke)
- davie504 is everywhere he’s probably in my walls rn (not a joke)
- Seven Nation Army is the Bass player’s Wonderwall
- every single black woman bassist I’ve seen is effortlessly really hot and as a black woman I wanna know when this is gonna kick in for me-












