#radioslience

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS CRUSH

Radiostatic/Staticradio - The Official Ship name and the one most often tagged. Covers all dynamics. The general ship name that everyone uses.

Voxal- Another general ship name to cover all dynamics

Radiosilence/OnewayBroadcast - Unrequited Love/Obsession from Vox for Alastor

Staticsilence - Unrequited Feelings from Alastor for Vox/Vox has gotten over Alastor and Alastor wants his attention back.

StaticLoveTune - Sweet Fluffy Mutual love between Vox and Alastor. Requited Feelings.

Freakquency - Vox and Alastor matching each other’s freak.

MurderMedia - Human!Vox x Human!Alastor

RadioCult - Human!Vox(Vincent) x Demon Alastor

CannibalStatic - Human!Alastor x Demon Vox

Radiohead - Tablet!Vox x Alastor

LostMedia - Vintage Radiostatic. Flashback Radiostatic. Pre-Falling out. Box!Vox x Pilot Suit!Alastor

Rant positively inspired by this reblog: ⬇️

Truthfully, I’m so fcking tired of all the ship discourse surrounding Alastor’s asexuality.

The lack of tolerance in this fandom is unbelievable. It’s disappointing. It’s hypocritical.

More importantly, many of the people trying to “police” Alastor’s character in fanmade-works don’t seem to realize they’re invalidating ace experiences like my own.

Asexuality is a spectrum—something that’s been carefully explained in countless posts since the pilot episode aired. Yet, every day, people in the Hazbin fandom continue to make truly ignorant, and (sometimes cruel) assumptions about a life they’ve never lived.

I’m in my 30s. I’ve never been kissed… I still have my friggin V-card.

That said, I’m tired of everyone assuming that just because I don’t crave sex, I’m incapable of a romantic or even a sexual relationship. Sure, I don’t seek sex out. I rarely even think about it. But just because I’m not inherently drawn to it doesn’t mean I’m repulsed by it—or afraid of it. It just means it’s not something I naturally want.

With the right person though? I might be open to it, just as I’d be open to watching their favorite show or going to their favorite restaurant.

Yes, there are asexual people who are sex-repulsed—and their feelings and experiences absolutely matter. But they are not the only ones who exist. They are not the only ones who deserve representation.

(More damning?These people are not the ones acting vile online)

And here’s the biggest point: Alastor is an imaginary character.

He doesn’t need your help. He doesn’t need your protection.

But the person on the other side of the screen? Real.

The artist whose page you left a hate comment on? Real.

The author who poured pieces of their own experiences into a fanfic? Real.

Real. Real. Real.

You want to help? You want to protect? You want to validate asexual voices?

Then stop preaching—and listen to us. All of us. Even the “weird” ones who don’t fit neatly into your worldview.

If that’s too much for you? Then at least remember, at the end of the day, you control the content you consume.

If you don’t like a ship, block the tag.

If you don’t want romance or smut, use tags like “Queerplatonic Relationship” or “Sex-Repulsed Alastor.”

Please—just let the rest of us enjoy our fandom in peace.

And if you can’t stand to have your worldview stretched beyond your prejudices of how a proper ace should be? Or you refuse to be tolerant and learn how to respectfully coexist with people you disagree with?

Then maybe you are not ready to watch a series meant for “mature audiences”.

StaticFeedback Cartoon AU

All he ever wanted was Alastor’s friendship and to be partners, he was obsessed with him, he probably was the first man he was truly allowed to be romantically interested in a vulnerable way.

Imagine how crushed he was when he saw Alastor as Charlie’s business partner. How jealous he was.