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"I Have a Stylist" - Thom Yorke

thom yorke: I tried to ride the rollercoaster last year but they told me I was too short. Sitting on the teacups ride and crying was what inspired In Rainbows.

thom yorke: If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork.

thom yorke: I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke.

thom yorke: I wear lampshades on my head and stand in people's living rooms. They're like, "Billy, can you go turn on the light?" and I whisper, "You mean turn on the Thom Yorke." *chortle*

thom yorke: Well, actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

thom yorke: I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours.

thom yorke: As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

thom yorke: Have you ever seen any member of Radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower.

thom yorke: Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like, "Hey, that mannequin looks a lot like Thom Yorke." Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

thom yorke: Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.

thom yorke: Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

thom yorke: I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown.

thom yorke: They took me to play football but I was so depressed that I requested to be the football and they kicked me around the lawn and did a field goal and I landed in a trashbin and broke my leg.

thom yorke: I'm actually a master of disguise. You see that, that potted plant over there? It's me.

thom yorke: I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It’s called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it’s about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans