My review of âParanoid Garndensâ by Gerard Way and Shaun Simon:
Okay so for those who donât know: Paranoid Gardens is a 6-issue comic released in 2024 by Dark Horse Comics, written by Gerard Way and Shaun Simon (Killjoys) with art by Chris Weston and colors by Dave Stewart â aka a completely white creative team, lmao (not surprised at all).
On paper, itâs supposed to be this surreal, off-beat story about a hospital for aliens, monsters, and âspecial casesâ called Paradise Gardens, where âthe uniqueâ go to heal. But then â surprise!!! đŽ â an evil media corporation tries to buy it out!!!!
It sounds like it should be about capitalism, creativity, resistance and outsider identity⌠but what it really becomes is another Gerard Way fever dream where âweirdnessâ is a costume, âothernessâ is aesthetic, and actual marginalized people barely exist.
âParadise Gardens,â usually shortened to the Gardens, is a surreal convalescent hospital that treats âextraordinary casesâ: aliens, forgotten superheroes, maybe even dead people.
Itâs overseen by Dr. Zerc, a slick owner-administrator whoâs secretly negotiating to sell the place to a shadowy media conglomerate called Cheeky Monkey Films.
Our main character and POV is LooâLouise Martinez, a nurse (a very boring one imo) with memory gaps and an implied trauma history. Then Grace (alien head nurse) and Susanneâ a Black woman employee implied to be having an inappropriate relationship with the only other poc worker. Their love story is not explored.
Her alleged romantic interest is an unnamed brown man with a turban (i read it twice and i still canât find his name, hopefully yâall tell me)â possibly an orderly or security guard; heâs never developed, his sole role is to ârevealâ that Dr. Zerc is evil, but again? (we as an audience already hint that) and this information isnât even revealed to the protagonist. so whatâs the point other than shock đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸?
He also buries the body of his white colleague, and eventually becomes the victim of a murder attempt in a bathroom (in a graphically violent scene), leaving him out of the rest of the issues (until the last one, where he appears in two pages max but remains voiceless).
so basically: thatâs it. their only purpose of our poc characters is scandal and pain.
They have no impact on the plot whatsoever.
Finally we have the Monkey Corporation â executives in monk robes, gold chains, and literal monkey masks. They represent a pop-culture-devouring corporation that wants to take the Gardens.
Also: the âevil corporation wants to monetize weirdnessâ metaphor hits hollow when the authorâs been selling that same rebellion for 20 years. So, the call is coming from inside the Hot Topic, sir.
And according to some reviews from âcomicbook.comâ or âThe Comics Journalâ among others: the book is described as âa surreal meditation on creativity and healing under capitalismââa sanctuary for damaged âuniqueâ beings threatened by commercial exploitation. The Gardens supposedly symbolize art, diversity, âuniquenessâ; the Monkey Corporation symbolizes industry trying to package that art for profit.
Thatâs the intended reading. (Besides nothing new coming from him, lmao). However:
Thatâs where the story collapses. bc the comic keeps chanting about âprotecting uniqueness,â but never defines it.
Every âuniqueâ character is still a white person whose difference is being either: supernatural, tragic, or fashionable. The aliens and monsters stand in for metaphorical difference, while actual social differenceârace, class, genderâdoesnt exist.
So âuniqueness,â in Gerard Wayâs vocabulary, seems to mean the aesthetic of eccentricityâpeople who look strange (Grace), hurt beautifully (Loo), and dress cool (the superhero).
Not the Black man in the turban. Not Susanne. Not anyone whose otherness might demand realism.
Because Gerard clearly wants to celebrate outsiders, but the only outsiders he can imagine are fantastical versions of himself . At this point and TO MY OWN UNDERSTANDING, MY OPINION!!!: Itâs easier for him to empathize with an alien symbiote than with a racialized character of his own creation.
Thatâs why this bookâs world is populated by white people, aliens, and then POCâbut never allows those POC to be relevant or symbols of anything except background color.
Bc Iâm being honest with yâall those two poc could be removed from the story and nothing would change story-wise.
So, yes, itâs diversity on paperâbut hierarchy in practice.
thereâs never any curiosity for what actual otherness looks like â just supernatural metaphors standing in for it. aliens, monsters, superheroes, sentient walls. everything except real people.
We can also talk about The Monkey Corporation executives who are dressed as Buddhist monks in gold chains and monkey masks. Itâs like a blender of half-understood symbols: âspiritual East,â âgreedy West,â âurban bling,â all mixed for visual irony.
The result manages to parody both Asian and Black cultural signifiers at once.
Itâs what Edward Said warned about (and I encourage you to read him): the exoticized Other used for Western self-expression, not understanding.
Let me remind yâall that he has written an entire comic book series flooded with orientalism already with the same collaborator Shaun Simon in 2011. Clearly nothing has changed.
Moving on: the protagonist is EXTREMELY boring!! weâre three issues in and i still donât understand why weâre supposed to care about this woman. like. genuinely. we know nothing about her â and not in a mysterious, âooh memory lossâ kind of way, just in a âthereâs literally no character hereâ kind of way.
she has no backstory, no defining motivation, no reason to exist besides wandering through the plot looking vaguely confused. meanwhile, they waste actual page space giving some random retired superhero a backstory that adds nothing to the main story.
Thereâs a character that I really liked!!!: Grace. And she couldâve carried the whole book, imo. A nurse infected by an alien organismâhalf healer, half threat, neither human nor extraterrestrialâis a perfect metaphor for assimilation, embodiment, care and the mystery of life.
Her design is gorgeous, and her arcâif developedâcouldâve said something profound about transformation or the fear of losing humanity.
Instead, sheâs sidelined until the finale, where her origin story?? The whole fusion with the alien is so ??? under-explained?? idk. I didnât like it. It felt like getting a candy when I ordered a burger.
The same goes for the vampireâs group therapy with ghostsâa concept begging for exploration thatâs dropped after one page.
also, who even are these monkey people?? why do they want the gardens?? weâre told (through visuals) they want to turn it into some corporate brand or toy line or something â but itâs never clearly explained. is it about profit? power? aesthetics? who knows. itâs like the writers came up with a metaphor and forgot to give it logic.
and thatâs the wildest part: this comic literally has proof of alien life â an idea so open and limitless for storytelling â and instead of exploring it, they⌠just donât. no worldbuilding, no deeper questions, nothing. like:
how do you have aliens and still manage to make it boring??
critics keep saying âitâs interesting how alien life blends into normalcy,â but honestly? thatâs not interesting â thatâs the baseline for good sci-fi. the point isnât that aliens exist, itâs what they mean to the people around them. we donât sit around wondering where Chewbacca comes from; we grow to love him (or hate him) because of his relationships, personality and the way the story unfolds. thatâs storytelling!!!
this comic doesnât have that lmao đđđŤŠđŤŠ and I was really excited to read it bc I really liked the premise and the characters designs!!
Thereâs a big question i keep asking myself with gerardâs writing:
is he intrinsically racist (given his previous and current work, his personal relationships, creative network and the people he chooses to platform) or just a bad writer who keeps writing racist things?
This was released in 2024 and although is not nearly as harmful or gross as the killjoys (which is pure orientalism), or just complete poc erasure like Umbrella: Gerard Way has had decades, resources, and the goodwill of an enormous fanbase. Yet his lens hasnât shifted since 2007. He keeps returning to the same idea of âthe misunderstood special white person vs the system,â as if thatâs the only story worth telling đŤŠ. Also who set that system up, my guy?
And I believe at some point, âbad writingâ stops being an excuse when every new work repeats the same pattern: a white, quirky protagonist framed as an outcast in a world that punishes âdifference,â while actual marginalized people are either background scenery or disposable tragedy.
He could learn, but heâs made himself largely inaccessible to criticism. And thatâs the most disappointing part: not that Paranoid Gardens failed, but that it failed in exactly the same ways his earlier work did.
Iâm going to read âMother Panicâ next and hopefully enjoy it đđ˝đđ˝đŻď¸please donât be weirdđŻď¸đđ˝đđ˝ and write a more hopeful review!!
Of course I encourage everyone to read this, alongside Palestinian literary critic Edward Saidâs books on orientalism, he has many (I personally only read âOrientalismâ) !! and come up with your own conclusions!!