#rabbitpool

Wolverine stares at the white rabbit in a red Deadpool suit with its white and pink ears sticking out and tiny matching katanas on its back.

Wolverine: What the fuck?

Deadpool: Tada! Peanut, meet Rabbitpool.

Wolverine: Why a rabbit though?

Deadpool: Are you kidding? All they do is goof off and fuck! Sound like anyone you know?

Wolverine rolls his eyes and scoffs.

*Thump*

The men look down at them.

Deadpool: What?

*Thump*

Deadpool: Ok ok ok! Carrot?

*Thump*

Deadpool: Right, spinach…

*Nods*

Deadpool runs down to a convenience store with produce that is nearby.

Wolverine looks at it with a quirked brow.

Wolverine: Don’t think you can manipulate me.

*Hop, hop, hop. Headbutts. Looks up expectantly*

Rolling his eyes, Wolverine goes over to a nearby fridge and opens it. Taking out a bag, he tosses it at Rabbitpool’s feet. It’s a bunch of full size orange carrots.

Wolverine: That’s all I can find right now. He’ll be back.

*Nods. Munch*

Wolverine: You're not so bad.

Wolverine reaches down and pets Rabbitpool as it eats.

*Allows the petting. Munch*

When Deadpool returns with a ridiculous number of produce he looked up on his phone that rabbits can eat, he gasps dramatically aloud.

Deadpool: How could you?

*Glances up. Return to munching*

Wolverine smirks at Deadpool and pets Rabbitpool. He knows how jealous his boyfriend gets.

Deadpool: Oh yeah?

Deadpool drops all the vegetables on the floor around Rabbitpool and Wolverine.

Wolverine: Cheater.

Deadpool scoffs and kneels down, watching Rabbitpool.

Deadpool: I got variety. What do you have? Failed expectations.

Wolverine grumps and watches Rabbitpool.

*Hop. Hop. Hop. Munch on spinach*

Deadpool smirks and slowly approaches Rabbitpool in its line of sight.

*Bites Deadpool’s hand*

Deadpool yanks back his hand.

Deadpool: Figures Rabbitpool would prefer a Wolverine. I mean look at you. I bet you smell amazing, too, to them.

Wolverine grins and chuckles.

Wolverine: I’m sure Rabbitpool will warm up to you. Mary had no issue with you.

Deadpool takes off his mask, sits cross legged, and pouts.

Wolverine looks at Rabbitpool.

Wolverine: What’s your name, Rabbitpool?

Wolverine pushed his cowl back.

*Looks up, ear turns towards Wolverine*

Logan and Wade look expectantly at Rabbitpool.

*Stares at Logan for nearly a minute*

Wade: What do we call you, sweetheart?

*Look up at Wade. Hop. Hop. Hop*

Wade remains quiet and still, internally chaos is going on.

*Bends head down and throws a piece of metal at his shin*

Wade: Ow.

Wade picks up the piece of metal, reads it and gasps.