would you post thecall things? đ„șđđ
will do o7
I only have valkbits and mdu tho but I believe all of them are somewhere on twitter

seen from Denmark
seen from Estonia
seen from Estonia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Denmark
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from Russia

seen from Israel

seen from United States

seen from Mexico
seen from Denmark
seen from Estonia
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from South Korea

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany
would you post thecall things? đ„șđđ
will do o7
I only have valkbits and mdu tho but I believe all of them are somewhere on twitter

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
https://twitter.com/ensemble_stars/status/2076557740953256370
Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Kokua - Chapter 2
Characters: Hajime, Tomoya, Mitsuru, Nazuna, Esu, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
[ âȘ ]
Time: Tens of minutes later
Location: Ra*bits hotel room
Mitsuru: âAnd âcause of that, Spri are up to their heads in hot water, so we should lend âem a hand!Â
Nazuna: Wait, wait, wait! Thereâs no way we could do that, Mitsuru-chin!Â
Mitsuru: Eh~? Why are you being so mean, Ni~chan!Â
Nazuna: It wasnât supposed to be mean⊠Itâs just, Spri are our opponents right now, yâknow?Â
Thereâs no way we could do something as stupid as help out the competition, right~?Â
Mitsuru: But arenât good upperclassmen supposed to help their juniors when theyâre having a hard time? Or am I wrong?Â
Nazuna: Ugh, seriously Mitsuru-chin, youâre such a good kid~!Â
Esu: âŠUm. Whatâs even happening right now!?Â
Tomoya: Why are you confused�
Esu: I was literally minding my own business until Speed-senpai grabbed meâno prior information whatsoeverâand now here we are!Â
Honestly, what on earth happened for things to lead to this? Iâm gonna need an explanation, Raika.Â
Raika: Well, I just thought Iâd ask Mitsuru-oniisan for some help.Â
Uh, did I maybe go anâ do somethinâ unnecessary again?Â
I saw how youâve holdinâ your head, thinkinâ anâ thinkinâ about what to do, anâ I just wanted to be helpful to yaâŠÂ
Esu: I mean, Iâm really grateful for you thinking about me, donât get me wrongâŠÂ
But that doesnât mean you can just ask our opponents, Ra*bits, for help, okay!?Â
Mitsuru: Donât say that, Esu-chan! Iâm sure thisâll be a good thing for Ra*bits too!Â
Hajime: Itâll be good for us tooâŠ?Â
Mitsuru: Mhm! I mean, the current atmosphere surrounding MM right now isn't very good, is it?Â
That goes for the fans who saw our live that day too, it doesnât really feel like they fully enjoyed themselves, right?
Tomoya: Well, yeah I guess I kinda see what you meanâŠ
Prior to the first round, I was under the impression that there was quite a bit of excitement surrounding the whole âcuteness battleâ thingâŠÂ
But since the first round ended up a dud, it feels like the amount of interest in the showdown as a whole has died down.Â
Nazuna: Well⊠I think that can mostly be attributed to Spri letting down the expectations of their fans with a performance like that.
Esu: Oof⊠I donât even have a comeback for that.Â
Mitsuru: Come on, donât go picking a fight, Ni~chan. Letâs get along with everyone in Spri!Â
Nazuna: Get along? Mitsuru-chin, can you really forgive them after they said such a thing about us?Â
Esu: (...âSuch a thingâ?)
Mitsuru: Of course I can! Iâve got my own thoughts about that too, but there are more important things to worry about right now!Â
Hajime: âMore important thingsâ...?Â
Mitsuru: Yup! Yâknow, I thought MM was supposed to be way more fun than this.Â
Like how everyone is super stoked for the Mellow Dear Us and Valkyrie showdown.Â
Just like that, we were excited too, thinking our showdown with Spri would get everyone around the world up on their feet cheering!Â
But instead weâre at odds with each other, and our fans are getting anxious. Nobody wanted things to end up like this!Â
Nazuna: Hmm~ But us being at odds canât really be helped given the situation, right?Â
Itâs a showdown, thatâs basically a fight in a wayâŠÂ
Mitsuru: So itâs only natural to act so unfriendly because weâre competing? I donât think so.Â
Each side has to give it their all for it to be a real showdown! Itâs important to push each other to do their absolute best!Â
Above all else we should be aiming to put on the best performance, both Ra*bits and Spri, thatâd make our fans happy too, wouldnât it?
Nazuna: Geh. So thatâs why you want us to help them even though they looked down on usâŠÂ
Esu: ...Huh?
(The âsuch a thingâ from earlier, and now with him saying we âlooked downâ on them.)Â
(Words I donât know the reason for keep popping up, but I kinda feel like weâre being misunderstood in a bad light.)Â
Excuse me~ âŠSorry to interrupt, but do you mind if I ask something real quick?Â
So the thing about us looking down on Ra*bits, whatâs that all aboutâŠ?
Nazuna: Hah? You of all people should know, or do you seriously expect me to believe you forgot, Esu-chin!Â
We heard you were bragging about how you could beat us without breaking a sweat!Â
Thatâs what you were thinking when you chose us as your opponents, wasnât it?Â
Esu: EHH!? Nonono, I would never say such a disrespectful thingâŠÂ
âŠHm? Actually Yume did mention something along those lines back when he was sulking, didnât heâŠ?Â
âŠâŠâŠ.
âI am! So very incredibly sorryyyyyy!!!!Â
Nazuna: If youâre apologizing, doesnât that mean youâre admitting to your crimes!?Â
Esu: Well yâsee, about that actually, if youâd let me explainâwhat you heard was just a figure of speech, I swear!Â
First of all, Yume was totally bluffing when he said we could easily beat you guys⊠Okay well, it is my fault for not being able to stop him from saying it!Â
But it is true that I chose you guys as our opponents because I thought we could win against you, and for that Iâm so terribly sorry!!!!
Raika: Since Esu-sama is kneelinâ then Iâll kneel too! âM so sorry!Â
Tomoya: Waitâyou donât need to kneel for this! Please raise your heads!Â
Esu: No can do! Itâs the complete truth that we said something so rude and disrespectful about you, our seniors in Ra*bits!Â
But Iâd like to explain my reasoning a little. I did have a real, solid strategy to win and thatâs why I picked you to be our opponents.Â
I didnât go around saying weâd win without anything to back it up. Thatâs allâpoor excuse, I know!Â
In any case, the fault lies completely with us for our insolence, so allow us to apologize once more! We fully and sincerely apologize!
Mitsuru: See everyone, Ni~chan too, Esu-chan apologized!Â
Nazuna: Haah⊠Oh well. I guess Iâll accept your apology, out of consideration for Mitsuru-chin.Â
But if I catch you talking smack behind our backs again, there wonât be a second time, yâhear me?Â
Esu: Of course! Iâll make sure to thoroughly drill that into Yumeâs head later too!Â
Hajime: âŠGot it. Iâll also put what happened yesterday behind me.Â
I mean, Iâd also like to get along with everyone in Spri as much as possibleâŠÂ
Mitsuru: Mhm, mhm! Thatâs the spirit, Hajime-chan!Â
Nazuna: Haah⊠Well, for now, the question is how exactly are we gonna go about helping Spri?Â
Tomoya: Agreed. Actually, what do you think about this, Esu?Â
Mitsuru offered to help, but is that what you really want us to do?Â
Esu: Well⊠Yes. If youâd be willing to help us, then Iâd really appreciate it.Â
If Iâm being honest, I have absolutely no idea how weâd even go about winning against you guys.Â
Iâve got my hands full enough as is getting my members in line⊠And as leader, I really want to do something about it.
You could also say the reason we suffered a total upset in the first round is partly on me for failing to bring them togetherâŠÂ
Tomoya: âŠGot it. In that case, weâll chip in and give Spri a hand this time.Â
Like I said earlier, we wouldnât want the attention over MM to fall even lower.Â
I want us to have a proper competition, one thatâll draw in attention from all over the world.Â
And for that to happen, itâs absolutely vital for our rivals, for Spri, to do their very best.Â
Esu: Thank you very muchâŠ!Â
Hajime: Even so, what might be the best way to help SpriâŠ?Â
We did say weâd help, but we still wouldnât want to do anything that would give them the advantage, would we?Â
âŠOr, I wonder if that might just be the nasty side of me talking.Â
Tomoya: No, thatâs not it at all. I was thinking the same thing actually.Â
I want us to help Spri, while also keeping the advantage towards Ra*bits.Â
That being said, does such a convenient method even exist�
Nazuna: Well, in that case, what if we held a joint lesson?Â
I mean, the final round of MM involves us doing a joint performance to a predesignated song, right?Â
Tomoya: Oh right! I forgot about that!Â
If weâre doing a joint performance then itâs only natural weâd practice it together.Â
Yeah, I like it! What about you Esu, does a joint practice lesson sound good to you?Â
Esu: It's perfect! Since you're our seniors Iâm sure weâll be able to learn a lot from you!
Weâll learn as much as we can, and become rivals worthy of going up against Ra*bits!Â
[ â ]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previous Chapter ~ Next Chapter
Directory
i need trickbits to interact more please ty
Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Kokua - Chapter 1
Characters: Mitsuru, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
[ âȘ ]
Time: Several hours later
Location: A beach in Hawaii
Mitsuru: Dash~dashâŠ!Â
Ahahaâ Running on the beach in Hawaii sure feels amazing~!Â
Getting a change of scenery is so refreshing. That, and itâs the perfect way to exercise right after a meal!Â
At the pace Iâm goinâ, it almost makes me wanna adventure out a bit further!Â
Iâd be in pretty big trouble if I got lost though, so Iâll just have to pass for now! Iâd feel awful if I went missing and caused everyone to worry.
Hajime-chan especially, heâs already had a hard enough time today as is.Â
(Hajime-chan is such an overthinker. Honestly, I just donât get what it is heâs so worried aboutâŠ)Â
(Speaking of things I donât get, our showdown with Spri is getting pretty confusing tooâŠ)Â
(The vibes have been reeeeeally off ever since the end of the first round!)Â
(Ni~chan and the others got all huffy about Spri, then over on SNS the fans have been arguing with each other like crazyâŠ)Â
(Howâd things have to go and end up like thisâŠ?)Â
(I thought it would be more exciting, I mean, itâs a world tour of all things! But everyoneâs been on edge ever since it started, thatâs no fun at all!)Â
(I just wanted everyone to get along and have a blast together for our showdownâŠ)
(I mean, itâs not like I donât get why Ni~chan and the others are upset, yâknow? Anyone would be angry after getting mocked like thatâeven me, I was furious.)Â
(But when you look at it from Spriâs perspective, you canât really fault them for going with someone they felt they could actually win against.)Â
(Thatâs why⊠Umm~ I feel like Iâm just going in circles for what I actually want to do about all this.)Â
Jeez, I really wish they wouldnât push me to use my brain this hard!Â
Anyways, I gotta do something to fix this chilly atmosphere, stat! I want our showdown to be way more fun!Â
But what do I need to do to make that happenâŠ?Â
(...Come to think of it, didnât the ni~chanâs in Akatsuki help Crazy:B out when they got caught up in a controversy online, even though they were competitors?)Â
(Although I think that whole thing turned out to be complete bogusâŠ)Â
Ah! In that case, maybe we should try calling up Spri to get a little closer with themâŠ!Â
Yup, yup, thatâs it! Iâm sure theyâll understand if we say loud and clear that we wanna get along with them!Â
Now that thatâs decided, I gotta ask Tomo-chan and everyone their thoughtsâÂ
???: UâŠUuâŠ
Mitsuru: Uwah!? That startled me~... That voice⊠I think it came from the bushes over there?Â
âŠNo way, could it be a Hawaiian ghost!?Â
Raika: âŠThat voice, if âm not mistaken, isnât that Mitsuru-oniisan?Â
Mitsuru: Huh? So it wasnât a ghost, it was actually just Raika-chan!? What are you doing, way out here?Â
Raika: Ehihi, âm sorry⊠Itâs âcause Iâm as blind as a bird at nightâŠ
I was runninâ around willy-nillyânot able to see a thing in front of me, anâ before I knew it, I ended up collapsinâ right here.Â
Mitsuru: Itâs really dangerous to walk around at night when you canât see! Did Esu-chan or any of the other kids come with you?Â
Raika: Aye, well, I wanted a breath of fresh air, anâ I really only meant to step out for a little bit, butâŠÂ
I was a little careless anâ completely forgot which way I came fromâŠÂ
Uu⊠Anâ Iâm just so hungry I donât have the energy to walk anymore.Â
Mitsuru: So that means you mustâve been wandering around out long enough to have completely missed dinner at the hotel, huh?
In that case, you can have this malasada pastry!
It came with dinner, and it was really yummy!Â
Raika: Dâya really mean it!? Thank ya very much!Â
Ehihi, I knew it, ya really are such a kind person, Mitsuru-oniisanâȘ
*Munch munch* Hyaa~~ this bread⊠Itâs SO yummy~!Â
Mitsuru: Ahaha! Feeding you bread like this kinda reminds me of the first time we met!Â
At that time I found you collapsed on the side of the road and fed you some bread to get you back on your feet, right?*
Raika: Aye, anâ Iâve never forgotten your kindness since!Â
If ya hadnât saved me back then, Mitsuru-oniisan, then I might not have been here right now.Â
Anâ also all those other times ya helped me after thatâŠÂ
Now that Iâm thinkinâ about it, youâre always savinâ me, arenâtchaâŠ? I feel like Iâm always causinâ ya nothinâ but trouble.Â
Mitsuru: Nuh-uh, donât even worry about it. Itâs only natural to help a friend in need, donâtcha think?Â
In fact, whenever youâre feeling hungry, you can always count on me to give you some bread!Â
Raika: Mitsuru-oniisan⊠Thank ya very much!Â
Iâd be so happy if I could return the favor to you too someday.Â
I might have a bit of trouble though, since Iâm still so inexperienced. Even now, since I canât do a single thing to help Yume-sanâŠÂ
Mitsuru: Did something happen with Yume-chan?Â
Raika: Uhh⊠I wonder how I should explain itâŠ?Â
Uh, Spri is havin' a lotta trouble at the momentâŠ
Especially Yume-san⊠Heâs been locked up in his room ever since yesterday.
Mitsuru: Yume-chan has? Is that because you guys lost the first round?Â
Raika: âM not sure⊠Itâs just, whatever it is, itâs makinâ me really worried about him.Â
Anâ then Esu-sama has been pullinâ his hair out, thinkinâ about what we should do from here on out to win MMâŠÂ
I donât have any idea about what to do eitherâŠÂ
Mitsuru: So basically you went outside to get some fresh air, thinking youâd come up with a good idea while youâre at it, and got lost in the process?
Raika: Thatâs exactly it! Ehihi, youâre real smart, arenâtcha Mitsuru-oniisan?Â
Mitsuru: Heheh! Thatâs âcause Iâm a big olâ grownup. Itâs only natural for grownups to be able to figure out this much!Â
But⊠Gotcha. So you guys are anxious over on your end too, huh?Â
Raika: Aye⊠Anâ to be honest, I just canât think of anythinâ at allâŠÂ
What in the world are we supposed to do from now onâŠ?Â
I just wanted to sing anâ dance anâ have fun together with everyone in Spri durinâ the world tourâŠÂ
Mitsuru: âŠI see. So you felt that way too, huh Raika?Â
I got it, in that case Iâve got a great idea!Â
Raika: R-really!?Â
Mitsuru: Yup, just leave it to me! âCause I also wanna have a fun showdown with you guys too!
But for now we gotta get everyone else on board! Letâs go, Raika-chan!Â
[ â ]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TL NOTE:
The title of this chapter "Kokua" means to provide assistance, working together!
From chapter 1 of VS Gourmet, also Raika's first appearance in story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previous Chapter ~ Next Chapter
Directory

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
my favorite 4* unbloomed and bloomed cards for each character: Ra*bits
tomoya
nazuna
mitsuru
hajime
Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Henoheno - Chapter 10
Characters: Esu, Kanna, Yume, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
[ âȘ ]
Kanna: One question, if I may. For what reason, Esu-san, do you find yourself so fixated on the idea of achieving victory in MM?
Esu: Eh? Well, I wouldnât necessarily say Iâm fixated on it?Â
Kanna: No matter the outcome of MM, there were never any merits nor demerits to begin with.
At most, you simply gain the prestige resulting from being the sole unit to reach the top.
Esu: Um! I think that âprestigeâ is a pretty huge merit in itself though!?Â
Isnât being crowned the âWorld's Best Idolsâ a pretty big deal?Â
Kanna: Be that as it may, that title is not practical by any measure.Â
There is no substantial monetary reward to speak of, furthermore, winning does not lead to any special privileges.Â
The only prize is to be honored as the âworldâs best.â Which I do not find to be very enticing.
However it appears you do not share my sentiments, Esu-san, would that be correct?Â
Esu: I mean, I wasnât really thinking about anything complicated like that.Â
Look. Plain and simpleâIâd be downright thrilled if we won. It sucks to lose, yâknow?Â
Think of our fans, it wouldnât be wrong to assume they feel the same way.Â
And even though they had all those other way more charming idols to pick from, our fans chose to support us.
So it goes for them as well. It wouldnât be strange to think theyâd be happy if we won, and disappointed if we lost, would it?Â
So what Iâm saying is, we arenât just fighting for ourselves, yâknow.Â
Weâll carry the weight of their expectations with us, standing on the world tour stage.Â
We canât just go letting them down, can we?Â
Kanna: Haah⊠Is that your thought process?
Esu: Why do you look like this isnât clicking for you! I donât think it was even that difficult to understand! Right, RaikaâŠ?Â
Raika: âŠEh? Ah, yes! I guess so?Â
Esu: You werenât paying attention at all, were you!?Â
Raika: EekâŠ! âM, âm so sorry! Ya were goinâ on anâ on about complicated stuff so I justâŠÂ
Kanna: I agree. I myself experienced difficulty in parsing the complex matter Esu-san has just laid out for us.
Raika: Ya couldnât understand it either, Kanna-sama!? Hya~ That must make Esu-sama one clever mister, huh?Â
Esu: No, I really didnât mean for it to come off as complicated, I swear!?Â
Kanna: Your argument suffers from enhanced levels of emotional interference, which acts as a disruption to logical interpretation.Â
Nevertheless, I have obtained a general understanding. Human beings, above all else, are living creatures who strive to meet expectations, after all.  Â
Fans had been looking forward to this showdown prior to the beginning of our match, referring to it as a âbattle of cute.âÂ
Therefore, Esu-san, your feeling of wanting to live up to those expectations is simply an inevitability.Â
Then again, those feelings are due to the unconscious desire not to disappoint others. A wish to not lose your own sense of self worth which ultimately stems from your exorbitant need for approval.
Esu: Can we chill!? It had a promising start, then you just had to ruin it!
Kanna: To be frank, it's a hassle. However, if you are that insistent, then I suppose I shall think of some countermeasures.Â
Esu: Eh, really!? Has Kanna finally decided to feel motivated for once?
Kanna: Iâve been motivated from the beginning. Although my lack of action may have contributed to the minor criticisms online.Â
In that sense, I suppose it would not hurt to make some moves to avoid another potential commotion.Â
Esu: âŠThatâs not really the kind of response I thought Iâd get, but... Eh, whatever!Â
Alright! Now to get Yume on board somehowâŠÂ Â
Since Kanna is here, that means weâre already way past our scheduled lesson time, right? So like, what happened to him?Â
Kanna: If youâre referring to Yume-san, he was still secluding himself in the room when I left.Â
He has presumably been in an unrelenting bad mood since yesterday.Â
Esu: Still keeping up with his Spoiled Princess Mode, I seeâŠÂ
Raika: Yume-san⊠I guess us losinâ came as a huge shock to him, didnât it?Â
I wanna come up with a good plan thatâll cheer Yume-san right upâŠÂ
Yume: Grr⊠(Looking at comments about MM on SNS)Â
âTasteless. Tasteless! Itâs just more of the same bad takes⊠Everyone is completely blind!Â
âŠâŠâŠ.
âŠâŠâŠ. (Picks up phone and goes back to scrolling)Â
AhâŠ! This reply!Â
âSpri was cuterââso there are people with good taste out there!Â
On top of that, this person also went on to say that our performance was better!Â
Ufufu, Yume knew there were others who truly understood Yume's vision.Â
In that case, itâs fine. As long as there are people who understand Yume, Yume is satisfiedâ
âŠEh? What is this commentâŠ?Â
âThey canât even be cute properly. Not worth my time" ?Â
âItâs like theyâre playing idol dress-up, whereâs the passionâ ?
ââUnicorn Princesâ? I feel like I remember playing that in preschool.â ?Â
âŠHah! Yume canât believe this. Yume never knew there were this many stupid people!Â
Yume thought it would be enough to make them notice us if Yume showed them Spri as we usually are. Yume was far too naive.Â
âŠBut⊠Thatâs right. Aside from Yume, itâs the other kids that were obviously underprepared.Â
Still, Yume never thought theyâd go as far as to drag Yume into that bunch as well. That much Yume can agree on, Yume overlooked that fact. Â
But next time, they wonât be able to say a single word.Â
The world Yume creates is not one of playing dress-up, or games youâd play at preschool. Yume will prove it.Â
âThose Ra*bits only act like theyâre cute. Yume will show them allâshow everyone that Spri is much cuter than that group of Pick-Meâs!Â
[ â ]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PART 1 IS DONE!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previous Chapter ~ Next Chapter
Directory
Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Henoheno - Chapter 9
Characters: Esu, Kanna, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
[ âȘ ]
Time: At the same time
Location: The Megasphere Tower lesson room
Esu: Itâs time! For the first ever emergency meeting in order to give Yume and Kanna some good old fashioned motivation~!!!!Â
Raika: Yaaaaay! Clappity clap clap~!Â
Esu: This isnât the kind of meeting you start off by saying âYaaaay!â while clapping your hands all excitedly, Raika.
Esu: This is an extremely serious meeting that will determine the future of Spri from here on out! Â
Raika: Is that so? But is it really okay to not call Yume-san anâ Kanna-sama on over for such an important soundinâ meetinâ...?Â
Esu: Thank you for the immediate headache inducing question, Raika. Were you even listening?Â
For one thing, if I was able to get them over here then we wouldnât be having this meeting in the first place!
Haah⊠I had the slightest glimmer of hope that us getting completely obliterated wouldâve been reason enough to get them motivated, alas, tâwas all for naughtâŠÂ Â
If anything you could say itâs gotten worse, Yumeâs heart isnât even in it at all now.
Raika: Dâya think Yume-san is alright? Heâs been holed up in his room since yesterday, Iâm real worried about him.Â
Esu: This is just your typical Yume tantrum, heâll walk it off. Instead of worrying about him, we should be more worried about our garbage reputation.Â
We werenât really at the top of our game yesterday, which mightâve sparked a liiittle bit of a controversy online.Â
Haah⊠Arenât we in for a total straight-set loss at this point!?Â
We canât even complain if our agency decides to fire us after they see the mess weâre in!Â
On the other hand, thereâs Kanna, who seriously suggested that weâd be better off conserving our energy since our loss is basically set in stoneâŠ
Ugh, youâve gotta be kidding me! Honestly, those two Bothersome Brothers are always such a pain in my butt!Â
Anyway, Iâm in need of an ingenious plan to get those guys to do anythingâposthaste! Â
Raika: Aye! If itâs a plan ya need, I think I got a good one! Â
Esu: Alright! To our quickest and speediest volunteer, Raika! The floor is yours!Â
Raika: Letâs give âem tons anâ tons of yummy food to eat! âCause once your tummy is nice anâ full, youâre sure to be full of happiness too!Â
Esu: Weâve been eating nothing but good food ever since we got to Hawaii though, havenât weâŠ?Â
Besides, those guys donât really eat all that much~ I donât think food is our answer here.Â
Raika: Umm, then what if we gave 'em their favorite things?Â
Esu: Their favorite things, huh? Mmm~ I donât think baiting them with stuff will work either~Â
I wouldnât be struggling this much if thatâs all it took to get them moving, after all.
Also, Yume aside, I couldnât even begin to tell you the stuff Kanna likes.Â
Raika: In that case, we're in luck since Kanna-sama told us all about it back when we did our smile practice!*
Umm⊠Huh? What was it again?Â
Esu: He definitely said something. A bunch of super difficult somethings, at that.Â
Dark matter, blah blah blah, something or other being undecipherableâŠÂ
Kanna: Uncovering the mystery of dark matter and dark energy, accounting for 85% of the universe. As well as deciphering the Voynich Manuscript, which has remained as such to this day.Â
Esu: Yeah, like that. Kinda reminds you of some sort of magic spell, almost... Wait, Kanna!? Youâre here already?Â
Kanna: I arrived at the designated time, as scheduled. In fact, wouldnât the two of you be considered the early ones in this scenario?
I was not given prior notice of the lesson time moving forward, however.
Raika: Ehihi, we were actually just in the middle of havin' an emergency meetinâ!Â
Esu-sama anâ I were thinkinâ about ways to help you anâ Yume-san get up anâ goinâ!Â
Do ya got any good ideas, Kanna-sama? What should we do to motivate the both of ya?
Esu: I mean, thereâs not really any point in asking the unmotivated person himself, is thereâŠ?Â
Kanna: âŠI see. I have understood the current situation. Â
Firstly, I would like to start by revising your cognitive discrepancy. Strictly speaking, it is not that I am particularly unmotivated.Â
Esu: Yeah right, you so arenât motivated no matter how you look at it! Going on about how weâre gonna loseâyouâve been sticking with your energy saving schtick this whole time!Â
Kanna: Do you not feel as if youâre being rather hasty, prematurely deciding that wanting to conserve energy constitutes a lack of motivation?Â
I strive for the path of utmost efficiency. I am doing what I must in accordance with my philosophy.
Take now, for example. Iâm attending our lessons without fail, am I not?Â
Esu: Well, yeah? I guess if you really did want to save energy, you probably wouldnât join us for lessons.Â
Okay then, so why is it that our lessons are the only thing youâre taking seriously, mister?Â
Kanna: As per my earlier statement, I am here according to our schedule.Â
Putting on a substandard performance where we cannot so much as show our faces to the public would sow undue discord, which would be a bother in itself.Â
I deduced that fulfilling the scope of my activities is the least I can do so as not to be discourteous to the fans.Â
Esu: Well your deduction comes too little too late! Weâve already become a little bit of a controversial topic yâknow!Â
Besides, isnât it just as discourteous if you donât give your all for the win?Â
Kanna: Whether we âgive it our allâ or not is ultimately a matter of pure subjectivity.
As far as the fans are concerned, results are everything. That being the case, the question of doing oneâs utmost does not particularly matter.
Esu: âŠThat⊠May be so, butâŠÂ
Kanna: âŠâŠâŠ
[ â ]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TL NOTE: This is a direct reference to Magical Uni - How to Fix a Broken Machine - Chapter 6 where Raika was trying to teach Kanna how to laugh/crack a smile at the very least, and Kanna describes what would make him truly happy--which ultimately made Raika admit defeat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previous Chapter ~ Next Chapter
Directory



