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Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Kokua - Chapter 2
Characters: Hajime, Tomoya, Mitsuru, Nazuna, Esu, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
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Time: Tens of minutes later
Location: Ra*bits hotel room
Mitsuru: āAnd ācause of that, Spri are up to their heads in hot water, so we should lend āem a hand!Ā
Nazuna: Wait, wait, wait! Thereās no way we could do that, Mitsuru-chin!Ā
Mitsuru: Eh~? Why are you being so mean, Ni~chan!Ā
Nazuna: It wasnāt supposed to be mean⦠Itās just, Spri are our opponents right now, yāknow?Ā
Thereās no way we could do something as stupid as help out the competition, right~?Ā
Mitsuru: But arenāt good upperclassmen supposed to help their juniors when theyāre having a hard time? Or am I wrong?Ā
Nazuna: Ugh, seriously Mitsuru-chin, youāre such a good kid~!Ā
Esu: ā¦Um. Whatās even happening right now!?Ā
Tomoya: Why are you confused�
Esu: I was literally minding my own business until Speed-senpai grabbed meāno prior information whatsoeverāand now here we are!Ā
Honestly, what on earth happened for things to lead to this? Iām gonna need an explanation, Raika.Ā
Raika: Well, I just thought Iād ask Mitsuru-oniisan for some help.Ā
Uh, did I maybe go anā do somethinā unnecessary again?Ā
I saw how youāve holdinā your head, thinkinā anā thinkinā about what to do, anā I just wanted to be helpful to yaā¦Ā
Esu: I mean, Iām really grateful for you thinking about me, donāt get me wrongā¦Ā
But that doesnāt mean you can just ask our opponents, Ra*bits, for help, okay!?Ā
Mitsuru: Donāt say that, Esu-chan! Iām sure thisāll be a good thing for Ra*bits too!Ā
Hajime: Itāll be good for us tooā¦?Ā
Mitsuru: Mhm! I mean, the current atmosphere surrounding MM right now isn't very good, is it?Ā
That goes for the fans who saw our live that day too, it doesnāt really feel like they fully enjoyed themselves, right?
Tomoya: Well, yeah I guess I kinda see what you meanā¦
Prior to the first round, I was under the impression that there was quite a bit of excitement surrounding the whole ācuteness battleā thingā¦Ā
But since the first round ended up a dud, it feels like the amount of interest in the showdown as a whole has died down.Ā
Nazuna: Well⦠I think that can mostly be attributed to Spri letting down the expectations of their fans with a performance like that.
Esu: Oof⦠I donāt even have a comeback for that.Ā
Mitsuru: Come on, donāt go picking a fight, Ni~chan. Letās get along with everyone in Spri!Ā
Nazuna: Get along? Mitsuru-chin, can you really forgive them after they said such a thing about us?Ā
Esu: (...āSuch a thingā?)
Mitsuru: Of course I can! Iāve got my own thoughts about that too, but there are more important things to worry about right now!Ā
Hajime: āMore important thingsā...?Ā
Mitsuru: Yup! Yāknow, I thought MM was supposed to be way more fun than this.Ā
Like how everyone is super stoked for the Mellow Dear Us and Valkyrie showdown.Ā
Just like that, we were excited too, thinking our showdown with Spri would get everyone around the world up on their feet cheering!Ā
But instead weāre at odds with each other, and our fans are getting anxious. Nobody wanted things to end up like this!Ā
Nazuna: Hmm~ But us being at odds canāt really be helped given the situation, right?Ā
Itās a showdown, thatās basically a fight in a wayā¦Ā
Mitsuru: So itās only natural to act so unfriendly because weāre competing? I donāt think so.Ā
Each side has to give it their all for it to be a real showdown! Itās important to push each other to do their absolute best!Ā
Above all else we should be aiming to put on the best performance, both Ra*bits and Spri, thatād make our fans happy too, wouldnāt it?
Nazuna: Geh. So thatās why you want us to help them even though they looked down on usā¦Ā
Esu: ...Huh?
(The āsuch a thingā from earlier, and now with him saying we ālooked downā on them.)Ā
(Words I donāt know the reason for keep popping up, but I kinda feel like weāre being misunderstood in a bad light.)Ā
Excuse me~ ā¦Sorry to interrupt, but do you mind if I ask something real quick?Ā
So the thing about us looking down on Ra*bits, whatās that all aboutā¦?
Nazuna: Hah? You of all people should know, or do you seriously expect me to believe you forgot, Esu-chin!Ā
We heard you were bragging about how you could beat us without breaking a sweat!Ā
Thatās what you were thinking when you chose us as your opponents, wasnāt it?Ā
Esu: EHH!? Nonono, I would never say such a disrespectful thingā¦Ā
ā¦Hm? Actually Yume did mention something along those lines back when he was sulking, didnāt heā¦?Ā
ā¦ā¦ā¦.
āI am! So very incredibly sorryyyyyy!!!!Ā
Nazuna: If youāre apologizing, doesnāt that mean youāre admitting to your crimes!?Ā
Esu: Well yāsee, about that actually, if youād let me explaināwhat you heard was just a figure of speech, I swear!Ā
First of all, Yume was totally bluffing when he said we could easily beat you guys⦠Okay well, it is my fault for not being able to stop him from saying it!Ā
But it is true that I chose you guys as our opponents because I thought we could win against you, and for that Iām so terribly sorry!!!!
Raika: Since Esu-sama is kneelinā then Iāll kneel too! āM so sorry!Ā
Tomoya: Waitāyou donāt need to kneel for this! Please raise your heads!Ā
Esu: No can do! Itās the complete truth that we said something so rude and disrespectful about you, our seniors in Ra*bits!Ā
But Iād like to explain my reasoning a little. I did have a real, solid strategy to win and thatās why I picked you to be our opponents.Ā
I didnāt go around saying weād win without anything to back it up. Thatās allāpoor excuse, I know!Ā
In any case, the fault lies completely with us for our insolence, so allow us to apologize once more! We fully and sincerely apologize!
Mitsuru: See everyone, Ni~chan too, Esu-chan apologized!Ā
Nazuna: Haah⦠Oh well. I guess Iāll accept your apology, out of consideration for Mitsuru-chin.Ā
But if I catch you talking smack behind our backs again, there wonāt be a second time, yāhear me?Ā
Esu: Of course! Iāll make sure to thoroughly drill that into Yumeās head later too!Ā
Hajime: ā¦Got it. Iāll also put what happened yesterday behind me.Ā
I mean, Iād also like to get along with everyone in Spri as much as possibleā¦Ā
Mitsuru: Mhm, mhm! Thatās the spirit, Hajime-chan!Ā
Nazuna: Haah⦠Well, for now, the question is how exactly are we gonna go about helping Spri?Ā
Tomoya: Agreed. Actually, what do you think about this, Esu?Ā
Mitsuru offered to help, but is that what you really want us to do?Ā
Esu: Well⦠Yes. If youād be willing to help us, then Iād really appreciate it.Ā
If Iām being honest, I have absolutely no idea how weād even go about winning against you guys.Ā
Iāve got my hands full enough as is getting my members in line⦠And as leader, I really want to do something about it.
You could also say the reason we suffered a total upset in the first round is partly on me for failing to bring them togetherā¦Ā
Tomoya: ā¦Got it. In that case, weāll chip in and give Spri a hand this time.Ā
Like I said earlier, we wouldnāt want the attention over MM to fall even lower.Ā
I want us to have a proper competition, one thatāll draw in attention from all over the world.Ā
And for that to happen, itās absolutely vital for our rivals, for Spri, to do their very best.Ā
Esu: Thank you very muchā¦!Ā
Hajime: Even so, what might be the best way to help Spriā¦?Ā
We did say weād help, but we still wouldnāt want to do anything that would give them the advantage, would we?Ā
ā¦Or, I wonder if that might just be the nasty side of me talking.Ā
Tomoya: No, thatās not it at all. I was thinking the same thing actually.Ā
I want us to help Spri, while also keeping the advantage towards Ra*bits.Ā
That being said, does such a convenient method even exist�
Nazuna: Well, in that case, what if we held a joint lesson?Ā
I mean, the final round of MM involves us doing a joint performance to a predesignated song, right?Ā
Tomoya: Oh right! I forgot about that!Ā
If weāre doing a joint performance then itās only natural weād practice it together.Ā
Yeah, I like it! What about you Esu, does a joint practice lesson sound good to you?Ā
Esu: It's perfect! Since you're our seniors Iām sure weāll be able to learn a lot from you!
Weāll learn as much as we can, and become rivals worthy of going up against Ra*bits!Ā
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Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Kokua - Chapter 1
Characters: Mitsuru, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
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Time: Several hours later
Location: A beach in Hawaii
Mitsuru: Dash~dashā¦!Ā
Ahahaā Running on the beach in Hawaii sure feels amazing~!Ā
Getting a change of scenery is so refreshing. That, and itās the perfect way to exercise right after a meal!Ā
At the pace Iām goinā, it almost makes me wanna adventure out a bit further!Ā
Iād be in pretty big trouble if I got lost though, so Iāll just have to pass for now! Iād feel awful if I went missing and caused everyone to worry.
Hajime-chan especially, heās already had a hard enough time today as is.Ā
(Hajime-chan is such an overthinker. Honestly, I just donāt get what it is heās so worried aboutā¦)Ā
(Speaking of things I donāt get, our showdown with Spri is getting pretty confusing tooā¦)Ā
(The vibes have been reeeeeally off ever since the end of the first round!)Ā
(Ni~chan and the others got all huffy about Spri, then over on SNS the fans have been arguing with each other like crazyā¦)Ā
(Howād things have to go and end up like thisā¦?)Ā
(I thought it would be more exciting, I mean, itās a world tour of all things! But everyoneās been on edge ever since it started, thatās no fun at all!)Ā
(I just wanted everyone to get along and have a blast together for our showdownā¦)
(I mean, itās not like I donāt get why Ni~chan and the others are upset, yāknow? Anyone would be angry after getting mocked like thatāeven me, I was furious.)Ā
(But when you look at it from Spriās perspective, you canāt really fault them for going with someone they felt they could actually win against.)Ā
(Thatās why⦠Umm~ I feel like Iām just going in circles for what I actually want to do about all this.)Ā
Jeez, I really wish they wouldnāt push me to use my brain this hard!Ā
Anyways, I gotta do something to fix this chilly atmosphere, stat! I want our showdown to be way more fun!Ā
But what do I need to do to make that happenā¦?Ā
(...Come to think of it, didnāt the ni~chanās in Akatsuki help Crazy:B out when they got caught up in a controversy online, even though they were competitors?)Ā
(Although I think that whole thing turned out to be complete bogusā¦)Ā
Ah! In that case, maybe we should try calling up Spri to get a little closer with themā¦!Ā
Yup, yup, thatās it! Iām sure theyāll understand if we say loud and clear that we wanna get along with them!Ā
Now that thatās decided, I gotta ask Tomo-chan and everyone their thoughtsāĀ
???: Uā¦Uuā¦
Mitsuru: Uwah!? That startled me~... That voice⦠I think it came from the bushes over there?Ā
ā¦No way, could it be a Hawaiian ghost!?Ā
Raika: ā¦That voice, if ām not mistaken, isnāt that Mitsuru-oniisan?Ā
Mitsuru: Huh? So it wasnāt a ghost, it was actually just Raika-chan!? What are you doing, way out here?Ā
Raika: Ehihi, ām sorry⦠Itās ācause Iām as blind as a bird at nightā¦
I was runninā around willy-nillyānot able to see a thing in front of me, anā before I knew it, I ended up collapsinā right here.Ā
Mitsuru: Itās really dangerous to walk around at night when you canāt see! Did Esu-chan or any of the other kids come with you?Ā
Raika: Aye, well, I wanted a breath of fresh air, anā I really only meant to step out for a little bit, butā¦Ā
I was a little careless anā completely forgot which way I came fromā¦Ā
Uu⦠Anā Iām just so hungry I donāt have the energy to walk anymore.Ā
Mitsuru: So that means you mustāve been wandering around out long enough to have completely missed dinner at the hotel, huh?
In that case, you can have this malasada pastry!
It came with dinner, and it was really yummy!Ā
Raika: Dāya really mean it!? Thank ya very much!Ā
Ehihi, I knew it, ya really are such a kind person, Mitsuru-oniisanāŖ
*Munch munch* Hyaa~~ this bread⦠Itās SO yummy~!Ā
Mitsuru: Ahaha! Feeding you bread like this kinda reminds me of the first time we met!Ā
At that time I found you collapsed on the side of the road and fed you some bread to get you back on your feet, right?*
Raika: Aye, anā Iāve never forgotten your kindness since!Ā
If ya hadnāt saved me back then, Mitsuru-oniisan, then I might not have been here right now.Ā
Anā also all those other times ya helped me after thatā¦Ā
Now that Iām thinkinā about it, youāre always savinā me, arenātchaā¦? I feel like Iām always causinā ya nothinā but trouble.Ā
Mitsuru: Nuh-uh, donāt even worry about it. Itās only natural to help a friend in need, donātcha think?Ā
In fact, whenever youāre feeling hungry, you can always count on me to give you some bread!Ā
Raika: Mitsuru-oniisan⦠Thank ya very much!Ā
Iād be so happy if I could return the favor to you too someday.Ā
I might have a bit of trouble though, since Iām still so inexperienced. Even now, since I canāt do a single thing to help Yume-sanā¦Ā
Mitsuru: Did something happen with Yume-chan?Ā
Raika: Uhh⦠I wonder how I should explain itā¦?Ā
Uh, Spri is havin' a lotta trouble at the momentā¦
Especially Yume-san⦠Heās been locked up in his room ever since yesterday.
Mitsuru: Yume-chan has? Is that because you guys lost the first round?Ā
Raika: āM not sure⦠Itās just, whatever it is, itās makinā me really worried about him.Ā
Anā then Esu-sama has been pullinā his hair out, thinkinā about what we should do from here on out to win MMā¦Ā
I donāt have any idea about what to do eitherā¦Ā
Mitsuru: So basically you went outside to get some fresh air, thinking youād come up with a good idea while youāre at it, and got lost in the process?
Raika: Thatās exactly it! Ehihi, youāre real smart, arenātcha Mitsuru-oniisan?Ā
Mitsuru: Heheh! Thatās ācause Iām a big olā grownup. Itās only natural for grownups to be able to figure out this much!Ā
But⦠Gotcha. So you guys are anxious over on your end too, huh?Ā
Raika: Aye⦠Anā to be honest, I just canāt think of anythinā at allā¦Ā
What in the world are we supposed to do from now onā¦?Ā
I just wanted to sing anā dance anā have fun together with everyone in Spri durinā the world tourā¦Ā
Mitsuru: ā¦I see. So you felt that way too, huh Raika?Ā
I got it, in that case Iāve got a great idea!Ā
Raika: R-really!?Ā
Mitsuru: Yup, just leave it to me! āCause I also wanna have a fun showdown with you guys too!
But for now we gotta get everyone else on board! Letās go, Raika-chan!Ā
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TL NOTE:
The title of this chapter "Kokua" means to provide assistance, working together!
From chapter 1 of VS Gourmet, also Raika's first appearance in story.
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Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Henoheno - Chapter 10
Characters: Esu, Kanna, Yume, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
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Kanna: One question, if I may. For what reason, Esu-san, do you find yourself so fixated on the idea of achieving victory in MM?
Esu: Eh? Well, I wouldnāt necessarily say Iām fixated on it?Ā
Kanna: No matter the outcome of MM, there were never any merits nor demerits to begin with.
At most, you simply gain the prestige resulting from being the sole unit to reach the top.
Esu: Um! I think that āprestigeā is a pretty huge merit in itself though!?Ā
Isnāt being crowned the āWorld's Best Idolsā a pretty big deal?Ā
Kanna: Be that as it may, that title is not practical by any measure.Ā
There is no substantial monetary reward to speak of, furthermore, winning does not lead to any special privileges.Ā
The only prize is to be honored as the āworldās best.ā Which I do not find to be very enticing.
However it appears you do not share my sentiments, Esu-san, would that be correct?Ā
Esu: I mean, I wasnāt really thinking about anything complicated like that.Ā
Look. Plain and simpleāIād be downright thrilled if we won. It sucks to lose, yāknow?Ā
Think of our fans, it wouldnāt be wrong to assume they feel the same way.Ā
And even though they had all those other way more charming idols to pick from, our fans chose to support us.
So it goes for them as well. It wouldnāt be strange to think theyād be happy if we won, and disappointed if we lost, would it?Ā
So what Iām saying is, we arenāt just fighting for ourselves, yāknow.Ā
Weāll carry the weight of their expectations with us, standing on the world tour stage.Ā
We canāt just go letting them down, can we?Ā
Kanna: Haah⦠Is that your thought process?
Esu: Why do you look like this isnāt clicking for you! I donāt think it was even that difficult to understand! Right, Raikaā¦?Ā
Raika: ā¦Eh? Ah, yes! I guess so?Ā
Esu: You werenāt paying attention at all, were you!?Ā
Raika: Eekā¦! āM, ām so sorry! Ya were goinā on anā on about complicated stuff so I justā¦Ā
Kanna: I agree. I myself experienced difficulty in parsing the complex matter Esu-san has just laid out for us.
Raika: Ya couldnāt understand it either, Kanna-sama!? Hya~ That must make Esu-sama one clever mister, huh?Ā
Esu: No, I really didnāt mean for it to come off as complicated, I swear!?Ā
Kanna: Your argument suffers from enhanced levels of emotional interference, which acts as a disruption to logical interpretation.Ā
Nevertheless, I have obtained a general understanding. Human beings, above all else, are living creatures who strive to meet expectations, after all.Ā Ā Ā
Fans had been looking forward to this showdown prior to the beginning of our match, referring to it as a ābattle of cute.āĀ
Therefore, Esu-san, your feeling of wanting to live up to those expectations is simply an inevitability.Ā
Then again, those feelings are due to the unconscious desire not to disappoint others. A wish to not lose your own sense of self worth which ultimately stems from your exorbitant need for approval.
Esu: Can we chill!? It had a promising start, then you just had to ruin it!
Kanna: To be frank, it's a hassle. However, if you are that insistent, then I suppose I shall think of some countermeasures.Ā
Esu: Eh, really!? Has Kanna finally decided to feel motivated for once?
Kanna: Iāve been motivated from the beginning. Although my lack of action may have contributed to the minor criticisms online.Ā
In that sense, I suppose it would not hurt to make some moves to avoid another potential commotion.Ā
Esu: ā¦Thatās not really the kind of response I thought Iād get, but... Eh, whatever!Ā
Alright! Now to get Yume on board somehowā¦Ā Ā
Since Kanna is here, that means weāre already way past our scheduled lesson time, right? So like, what happened to him?Ā
Kanna: If youāre referring to Yume-san, he was still secluding himself in the room when I left.Ā
He has presumably been in an unrelenting bad mood since yesterday.Ā
Esu: Still keeping up with his Spoiled Princess Mode, I seeā¦Ā
Raika: Yume-san⦠I guess us losinā came as a huge shock to him, didnāt it?Ā
I wanna come up with a good plan thatāll cheer Yume-san right upā¦Ā
Yume: Grr⦠(Looking at comments about MM on SNS)Ā
āTasteless. Tasteless! Itās just more of the same bad takes⦠Everyone is completely blind!Ā
ā¦ā¦ā¦.
ā¦ā¦ā¦. (Picks up phone and goes back to scrolling)Ā
Ahā¦! This reply!Ā
āSpri was cuterāāso there are people with good taste out there!Ā
On top of that, this person also went on to say that our performance was better!Ā
Ufufu, Yume knew there were others who truly understood Yume's vision.Ā
In that case, itās fine. As long as there are people who understand Yume, Yume is satisfiedā
ā¦Eh? What is this commentā¦?Ā
āThey canāt even be cute properly. Not worth my time" ?Ā
āItās like theyāre playing idol dress-up, whereās the passionā ?
āāUnicorn Princesā? I feel like I remember playing that in preschool.ā ?Ā
ā¦Hah! Yume canāt believe this. Yume never knew there were this many stupid people!Ā
Yume thought it would be enough to make them notice us if Yume showed them Spri as we usually are. Yume was far too naive.Ā
ā¦But⦠Thatās right. Aside from Yume, itās the other kids that were obviously underprepared.Ā
Still, Yume never thought theyād go as far as to drag Yume into that bunch as well. That much Yume can agree on, Yume overlooked that fact.Ā Ā
But next time, they wonāt be able to say a single word.Ā
The world Yume creates is not one of playing dress-up, or games youād play at preschool. Yume will prove it.Ā
āThose Ra*bits only act like theyāre cute. Yume will show them allāshow everyone that Spri is much cuter than that group of Pick-Meās!Ā
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Special for Princess! VS Ra*bits - Henoheno - Chapter 9
Characters: Esu, Kanna, Raika
Translation: Sleepy
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Time: At the same time
Location: The Megasphere Tower lesson room
Esu: Itās time! For the first ever emergency meeting in order to give Yume and Kanna some good old fashioned motivation~!!!!Ā
Raika: Yaaaaay! Clappity clap clap~!Ā
Esu: This isnāt the kind of meeting you start off by saying āYaaaay!ā while clapping your hands all excitedly, Raika.
Esu: This is an extremely serious meeting that will determine the future of Spri from here on out!Ā Ā
Raika: Is that so? But is it really okay to not call Yume-san anā Kanna-sama on over for such an important soundinā meetinā...?Ā
Esu: Thank you for the immediate headache inducing question, Raika. Were you even listening?Ā
For one thing, if I was able to get them over here then we wouldnāt be having this meeting in the first place!
Haah⦠I had the slightest glimmer of hope that us getting completely obliterated wouldāve been reason enough to get them motivated, alas, tāwas all for naughtā¦Ā Ā
If anything you could say itās gotten worse, Yumeās heart isnāt even in it at all now.
Raika: Dāya think Yume-san is alright? Heās been holed up in his room since yesterday, Iām real worried about him.Ā
Esu: This is just your typical Yume tantrum, heāll walk it off. Instead of worrying about him, we should be more worried about our garbage reputation.Ā
We werenāt really at the top of our game yesterday, which mightāve sparked a liiittle bit of a controversy online.Ā
Haah⦠Arenāt we in for a total straight-set loss at this point!?Ā
We canāt even complain if our agency decides to fire us after they see the mess weāre in!Ā
On the other hand, thereās Kanna, who seriously suggested that weād be better off conserving our energy since our loss is basically set in stoneā¦
Ugh, youāve gotta be kidding me! Honestly, those two Bothersome Brothers are always such a pain in my butt!Ā
Anyway, Iām in need of an ingenious plan to get those guys to do anythingāposthaste!Ā Ā
Raika: Aye! If itās a plan ya need, I think I got a good one!Ā Ā
Esu: Alright! To our quickest and speediest volunteer, Raika! The floor is yours!Ā
Raika: Letās give āem tons anā tons of yummy food to eat! āCause once your tummy is nice anā full, youāre sure to be full of happiness too!Ā
Esu: Weāve been eating nothing but good food ever since we got to Hawaii though, havenāt weā¦?Ā
Besides, those guys donāt really eat all that much~ I donāt think food is our answer here.Ā
Raika: Umm, then what if we gave 'em their favorite things?Ā
Esu: Their favorite things, huh? Mmm~ I donāt think baiting them with stuff will work either~Ā
I wouldnāt be struggling this much if thatās all it took to get them moving, after all.
Also, Yume aside, I couldnāt even begin to tell you the stuff Kanna likes.Ā
Raika: In that case, we're in luck since Kanna-sama told us all about it back when we did our smile practice!*
Umm⦠Huh? What was it again?Ā
Esu: He definitely said something. A bunch of super difficult somethings, at that.Ā
Dark matter, blah blah blah, something or other being undecipherableā¦Ā
Kanna: Uncovering the mystery of dark matter and dark energy, accounting for 85% of the universe. As well as deciphering the Voynich Manuscript, which has remained as such to this day.Ā
Esu: Yeah, like that. Kinda reminds you of some sort of magic spell, almost... Wait, Kanna!? Youāre here already?Ā
Kanna: I arrived at the designated time, as scheduled. In fact, wouldnāt the two of you be considered the early ones in this scenario?
I was not given prior notice of the lesson time moving forward, however.
Raika: Ehihi, we were actually just in the middle of havin' an emergency meetinā!Ā
Esu-sama anā I were thinkinā about ways to help you anā Yume-san get up anā goinā!Ā
Do ya got any good ideas, Kanna-sama? What should we do to motivate the both of ya?
Esu: I mean, thereās not really any point in asking the unmotivated person himself, is thereā¦?Ā
Kanna: ā¦I see. I have understood the current situation. Ā
Firstly, I would like to start by revising your cognitive discrepancy. Strictly speaking, it is not that I am particularly unmotivated.Ā
Esu: Yeah right, you so arenāt motivated no matter how you look at it! Going on about how weāre gonna loseāyouāve been sticking with your energy saving schtick this whole time!Ā
Kanna: Do you not feel as if youāre being rather hasty, prematurely deciding that wanting to conserve energy constitutes a lack of motivation?Ā
I strive for the path of utmost efficiency. I am doing what I must in accordance with my philosophy.
Take now, for example. Iām attending our lessons without fail, am I not?Ā
Esu: Well, yeah? I guess if you really did want to save energy, you probably wouldnāt join us for lessons.Ā
Okay then, so why is it that our lessons are the only thing youāre taking seriously, mister?Ā
Kanna: As per my earlier statement, I am here according to our schedule.Ā
Putting on a substandard performance where we cannot so much as show our faces to the public would sow undue discord, which would be a bother in itself.Ā
I deduced that fulfilling the scope of my activities is the least I can do so as not to be discourteous to the fans.Ā
Esu: Well your deduction comes too little too late! Weāve already become a little bit of a controversial topic yāknow!Ā
Besides, isnāt it just as discourteous if you donāt give your all for the win?Ā
Kanna: Whether we āgive it our allā or not is ultimately a matter of pure subjectivity.
As far as the fans are concerned, results are everything. That being the case, the question of doing oneās utmost does not particularly matter.
Esu: ā¦That⦠May be so, butā¦Ā
Kanna: ā¦ā¦ā¦
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TL NOTE: This is a direct reference to Magical Uni - How to Fix a Broken Machine - Chapter 6 where Raika was trying to teach Kanna how to laugh/crack a smile at the very least, and Kanna describes what would make him truly happy--which ultimately made Raika admit defeat.
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