#r6memes

(So! Let me start off saying I am Insanely overdue with all of these. I can say that things were happening in my life but its such an old story I won’t even bother but thank you for the support we have gotten. This blog was made by a friend and I who love making up scenarios and just wanted to share some of them with people in hopes to make them laugh as hard as we have over some of these. I wouldn’t expect much action from this blog as life gets in the way most of the time. But what a better way to come back than a funny scenario where some of the Op groups go go-karting together? Please enjoy and thank you again for the support!) 

Warning: swearing

Type: fan-made scenarios 

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IQ would be the only one not driving, she finds it quite childish and didn’t even come but figured it would be better to hold their tickets and tokens instead of leaving without them. Plus it gives her some downtime to scroll on her phone, she just wishes it wasn’t so loud.

Bandit would surprisingly be in the last place, he's good at keeping speed but awful at making good turns and not hitting the barriers and getting stuck. He will be salty at the end of the day but he would be lying if he said he didn’t have fun bouncing the others around on the track. 

Jager is rightfully in the first place (somehow) even though he would hit the barriers at full speed, at some point actually bouncing out of the barriers. Did the others help him with his kart? Of course not! They will take any chance they can to beat him because they know somehow he would win anyway. And he did obviously. Turns out that impulse buy of that Wii, as well as the wheel attachment and a racing game, wasn’t a totally stupid idea.  

Well, Blitz isn’t happy about being in second but had an absolute blast “accidentally” bouncing the others around and at some points just straight up blocking them with his kart. He acts like he's a racing god but drives like he's trying not to get eaten by a badger in his kart, but Luckily Bandit is worse at driving than him. 

Overall, they all take everything with a light heart, knowing they’ve done worse to each other, but don’t let that fool you! Their competitiveness will always get the better of them, especially when people are watching them. If they weren’t in the military, I bet you they would all have entertainment as a side job, they just love putting on shows for people! 

Blitz: EAT MY FUCKING DUST JAGER!

Jager: I WILL RAM YOU OFF THIS TRACK YOU FAT SHIELD FUCK!

Blitz: BANDIT YOU DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE, HOW ARE YOU SHIT AT THIS?!

Bandit: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE TO YOU?! 

Jager: I DRIVE A FUCKING JET AND IT'S BETTER THAN THIS HUNK OF SHIT! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!!

Bandit: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING ONE ARMOR. OH WAIT!

Jager: OH YEAH? WATCH YOUR LEFT! HAHAHA!

Blitz and Bandit who got caught on each other: YOU’RE DEAD MEAT JAGER