Woland:

I saw someone submit behemoth and thought this guy has to be in here too. Tropes: Weird eye/Eye imagery, Suitguy, European, Theatrical/Artsy. A lot of versions of him both fan and in official adaptations give off Dilfy vibes too. He’s implied to be the devil but he also isn’t really since religion seems to work differently in universe. Cosmic and Time powers are implied too

Nastasya Filippovna:

the Phantom:

Mysterious. Likes killing people. Wears a mask

also has an article

Caderousse:

Jekyll:

HAD an article but where the hell did it go what

Old man with a Dark Secret (tm). He's too nice to be a true sexyman but the whole "transforms into the physical manifestation of his most perverse desires" thing definitely helps. Would have submitted Hyde but he's constantly described as "ugly mf" and "ew please get him away from me"

Ruy Blas:

Benedetto:

he has daddy issues of monumental magnitude. he stabs a man to death during the events of the book. he's faking a high-society life. he's a redhead. he's been committing atrocities literally his entire life. he plays piano. he's a huge flirt. he's a little pathetic.

Hook:

Behemoth:

he’s a sexy cat. anthro nonhuman, probably has a gajinka design somewhere but also he canonically has a human form he is big boy brick shithouse he’s extremely dramatic and a troll a lot of people find him annoying in the story he’s a demon suitguy probably european chaoslord criminal bastard clown with his bestie koroviev

Anatole and Helene:

(for Anatole) he sucks! bisexual swagger though, and clearly a pretty decent seducer.

Razumikhin:

He's the best in everything so he's also can be the best at being the sexyman. Like he's just perfect and you would actually like being in relationship with him! He's responsible adult who can take care of you and himself! (And if you telling me no and saying that Raskolnikov is better. No. You just wrong) He's just a funny guy who can make your day better! HE CAN MAKE YOU BETTER!! HOW CAN YOU TELL NO TO HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES!!!(I've infodumped about him so much before what I don't have anything more to say because I've said everything in my other propagandas for him. He's everything to me) -----now tropes for fun----- –European –Brick Shithouse (I mean he is big and strong) –LGBTQ+ Coded (I mean not really but like....we all know he's bi) –Himbo –Johnlocked (*looks at the propaganda for gay lit tournament* we all know how it ended) –Tall

I love this man he is Husband he is Wife he is the light of my life, the literary foil to our emo-supreme MC that was Absolutely Necessary, I would jump his bones and put a ring on it in a heart beat, we would live poor, but we would be happy together. We would keep each other warm. Also his wife's hot so. I would gladly form a polycule with them both if they would have me.

Balladyna:

Gerald:

I know he's a terrible person I know it but his hairrr sexy sexy man. Also I saw aic live earlier this year and the guy playing him had a beard and was "tall dark and handsome" in every way

also????? he has an article?????????? the guy from the gcse english set text???????

Daisy and Gatsby:

(for Gatsby) he's THEE great gatsby. i will be voting against him but i know that he has to be here

(for Gatsby) So so many! Angsty, con artist he doesn't even use his real name, catchphrase "old sport", egotistical giant ass parties, mysterious, arguable johnlocked my high school class definitely thought he and nick were gay

Adler:

She's 10 times as sexy as Holmes could ever hope to be Smart, has her own agenda, can outwit Holmes and get her happy ending on her own

Bovary: