#quirkier

so i been thinking bout the world and my place in it and i was about to have an existential crises u kno, so i told myself "chill juan just get some ice cream shit will be ok" so i'm going to the car and my neighb stops me, asks me "yo, what's your name" but like i mentioned earlier i'm in an existential stupor so i'm thinking "i don't know i don't know" at that point all i knew was i was getting me some ice cream and so i look up at the moon, sigh heavily and whisper, with eyes clenched closed with emotional pain: "i am the ice cream man" and then the neighb he stops me and says "oh man, you got those rocket popsicles" and this whole time i'm having like a panic attack you know massive anxiety cuz of my existentialist nature you see and anyways i was starting to stutter yknow like "n-no... i forget who i am... i n-need ice cream" then i had an epiphany know what i mean i saw angels, they descending onto me and i just melted onto the asphalt you know and before i could even realize it i was a big puddle of chocolate ice cream and the neighbs goes to his house to get a spoon and starts eating me but it felt aight so i didnt complain yknow?