Peter/ his mcdonalds suit
Gives nose/forehead kisses: ????
Gets jealous the most: the mcdonalds suit
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: ....peter??
Takes care of on sick days: ????
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: i don’t think this ship works ????
Gives unprompted massages: how do u massage a suit??
Drives/rides shotgun: suits can’t drive and neither can peter
Brings the other lunch at work: ????
Has the better parental relationship: peter??
Tries to start role-playing in bed: no
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: p ete??
Still cries watching Titanic: i am confused
Firmly believes in couples costumes: what did you expect
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: when u sent this ship???
Makes the other eat breakfast: clothing can’t eat
Remembers anniversaries: or think
Brings up having kids: not even touching this one













