#quintessentialverbalized

of course!

Ammond doesn't really lick things to claim ownership, because a: that mostly works with food and with the company she keeps and her very Alternian palate, loudly describing the food and what it's made of generally does the trick, and b: with things that aren't food a lot of the stuff she cares about has probably at some point come in contact with substances from her workshop that at best taste grody and at worst would be toxic if ingested.

She's not familiar with HSM but if introduced to it would probably... actually really like it... Also she'd probably start singing the songs at borderline inappropriate times. I don't think she can even sing. But she'd try.

Man I don't know about drawing dicks but I'm not sure how she hasn't played connect-the-dots with Jay's eyespots yet.

THEY’RE COMFORTABLE AND EASY TO WEAR

Monstrous Regiment is the one with the lesbians and it’s a standalone book (and thus another good place to start) but the Tiffany Aching series is about girls and witches and girls learning to be witches and being hardcore

ohhHHHH wow this whole order thing confuses me. series......standalones.........help

IF YOU DO LIKE IT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE TIFFANY ACHING SERIES, IT SEEMS LIKE IT’D BE YOUR KIND OF DEAL

1. im. im not that strong. im so sorry. (I TRYYYY but ey I dont have forever to stay stuck. and how else will i every social link.)

21. I think I may have been only five years old????? how the time passes by.

One time I tripped and I landed eyeball-first on the corner of a box. The box was kind of fucked up though, so by a fluke of circumstance it wrecked pretty much every part of my eye except for my cornea. 

It’s basically just dumb luck that I’m not blind in that eye.

This injury happened literally two or three days before my first day of middle school, though, so I had a gauze eyepatch for my first week there. It was a hell of a first impression.