#quicktricks

Learn Quick And Beautiful Trick using Adobe Illustrator 2025

“Not to be... indelicate, I should say, but I doubt you’re worth the ungroomed hairs on the stretched and aching cunt that forced me out of my mother’s womb, but because I am a gracious and charming deity, I shall deign to answer this nonsense.”

“Tommy and I have discussed near every fear we hold in our worn-out hearts to one another. In the dark of the night, the soft light of morn, the hot throes of passion-- in any moment. I hold my ground that Tommy deserves someone good, who doesn’t struggle with their identity every second of life; someone to grow old with. I told him that. He responded to me in no uncertain terms that I was “full of shit” and I “needed to get my head out of my ass”.

“He doesn’t want anyone else. I don’t either. I am absolutely fine with Thomas Eisenhardt being the last person I ever love again-- he is mine, and he loves me so fiercely that it makes me love myself.”

So there’s this really great Tommy post that says basically that Tommy likes having really nice clothes because he couldn’t when he was young and now he can.

send me shippy headcanons for our muses!

Accepted.

@trickstertyrant and @noworldnomad  

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave 

Tommy. He legitimately thinks they taste better heated up 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex 

I feel like Loki doesn’t care because Toaster is really chill and Tommy does because ‘cat is staring’, but he’s the one who forgets 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit 

Loki. Loki has a whole vine account dedicated to high speed crashes. Tables, walls, door frames. Usually caused by Loki lacking clothing and distracting Tommy

who breaks the most phones 

Tommy. ‘What do you mean you dropped your phone in the ocean?!”

who dies first 

Realistically? They’ve both already technically died,

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant 

Neither

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t 

Tommy. Tommy is the king of unwarranted bravado

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed 

Tommy’s more likely to leave the bed of his own volition and sleep in the guest bed. Loki knows Tommy has a hard time sleeing in the same room as someone else and is understanding about it. 

who uses the computer most