Realizing that the real reason I’m rewatching The Office is to giggle so much more at Robert California because now I’ve seen James Spader as Raymond Reddington and the comparisons are priceless.  Just an all-around weird dude being amazing no matter what his name is.

Staring a little too long, and a little too longingly, at someone who resembles a friend because so many of my friends live so far away and i miss them

Me, walking from the parking deck to the library: *deluge of socially anxious thoughts* Me, 10 minutes later, sitting in the library with my current favorite song in my headphones: *grinning and swaying/bouncing in my chair*

Smiling through gritted teeth anytime someone says, “I’m bad with names.” Do you actually *want* to remember people’s names?  Because if you want to, I bet you can.  Just practice a little bit sometimes.  You’re a grown-up.

Only ever ordering the Kids’ Choice meal at Chipotle. Because I am quite smol, and the burritos scare me a little bit. EDIT :  My [former] manager “decided to go in a different direction” after just seven weeks or so.  Chipotle really *is* the best!!!!!

Spending at least 15 minutes contemplating this Facebook post: ---A picture of me in my bed, my arm draped around a mini-Shop-Vac, captioned, “Just a lazy Saturday with my boo.”--- ...and then remembering the next day, while returning the Shop-Vac, that I never took the picture or posted it.

#9: Realizing on my way to work that I might be running late and launching into an obnoxious falsetto chorus of “Do I Wanna Know?” as I reach for my phone to check the time

#8: Deciding whether to shave my legs based on the likelihood of whether I’ll be feeling more feminine or more masculine. You know, like how you check the weather and then pick out your clothes.