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Aww. you always ask the best questions. 

What did you do on your last birthday?

A little bit of everything. I threw myself a house party at my old apartment and basically got the drunkest I've ever been in my entire life. People were feeding me shots. I'm pretty sure my girlfriend at the time bought like $50 bucks worth of alcohol and people brought me liquor for presents. haha. "Kiss the birthday girl" was written on my chest (cuz i was a "girl" then) and I basically made out with everyone there... shit was cray. 

Best birthday I've ever had to date. 

65. Weird things you do when you're alone. 

Talk out novels. That's the first one to come to mind because I just did it last night. Most of my stuff is first person POV, so sometimes when I'm alone I talk out the text. When it comes to me I just say it so I can hear it and remember it for later. I do this when I write too, talk it out loud.

82. Describe my favorite texture.

Hm... definitely miro things... like micro suede...or microplush... where it's super soft and feels a lot like i'm petting a really domesticated animal without all the stink...yeah. I like that.

154. Something sweet I'd like someone to do for me.

Uhm. I don't know. I'm really bad at these kinds of things... for myself as well as for others... I'm a hopeless romantic who is not romantic at all.. in fact romance kinda scares/bores me... it's all kinda "bleh" but...even with that being said I like weird shit... 

like... candy in a 7 word note that's really sarcastic and kinda dickish (winks) or like... quirky little things that let me know that the person has been listening to all the weird dumb shit I have to say. Also..randomly telling me that I'm sexy. That's kewl too. 

202. What is the first curse word that comes to mind?

Well... you would think "Fuck" for me right...since it's my favorite. But Actually it was probably "Cunt" if that's even considered one. Because I remember thinking about my manager telling me that she "would call her any derogatory thing you could think of to call a woman, even the C word" and i was like "WHAT YOU WOULD CALL HER A CUNT?!" and she just looked at me like... "uhm... yeah?"