amuse me
((I'll call you Neb in this, okay?))
"You need a cheer up!" Bucky decided, out of nowhere, scaring Nebbie out of her skin. He ignored it completely, too busy on his mission, and offered her his arm. "Now this is gonna be good."He dragged her to the closest bar, where the Avengers were having a drinking contest. Steve was obviously not part of it, too busy kissing his future bride to be, Thor was yelling a song about Thunders that Tony seemed to appreciate a lot. Natasha was being cool as usual, probably the one who was going to win without even showing off, Bruce was hidden somewhere reading and Clint and Phil were discussing animately about something."EVERYONE THIS IS NEBBIE!""HI NEBBIE," everyone yelled back like in a real rehab. Phil did a double take and then started waving. "Oh, yes, hi!" said Steve, his face completely red."Look, now you know how he looks after sex," commented Clint without blinking."BARTON WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOT IN FRONT OF THE LADIES!""You kinda do," pointed out Darcy, as Steve slapped a hand on his face."Okay, so, now it's your birthday-" began Bucky."Not even close," replied Nebbie."Yes, but here they give you free drinks if it is, so... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"Tony almost fell from his chair, already half drank, and then started singing the rockiest version of the song he had ever heard. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!""THUNDER!""THOSE ARE AC/DC THOR!""HAPPY FONDUE TO NEBBIEEEE!""TONY STOP THAT!""... AND THE DOUGHNUTS TO UUUS!""PHIL THAT'S NOT THE SONG! AND IT'S A CAKE!""WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?" "I DON'T KNOW NAT!""OUT!" yelled the bartender, louder. The sight of Tony's credit card and he was back with a proper cake from the closest bakery."I didn't even need cheering up..." protested Neb feebly, "I was doing my homework..."Bucky put a hand on her shoulder confidently. "I will always save you from that.""Are you even listening-""BROTHERS AND SISTER! WE SHALL CELEBRATE THIS DAY OF BIRTH IN A MORE ADEQUATE MANNER!" "Oh boy," sighed Bruce, back to eat the cake with them.Thor ignored him, "LET'S MAKE HER ANCESTOR PROUD BY OPENING THE SKY WITH THUNDERS AND THROWING THE FOOD!""That's from the chick-flicks that Bucky watches when none is around," pointed out Clint. "You don't really-" he stopped when a piece of cake was slapped in his face by Bucky."And how would you know what I watch, perv? Trying to catch me naked or something?""CAKE THROWING LIKE WHATEVER DO IN PUBLIC SCHOOL!" announced Tony. When Nebbie had to explain the police what had happened, she simply pointed to Bucky who was wrestling against Steve in a sea of cake and alcohol, and went to the closest bakery with Phil to buy another one for herself. And doughnuts.
