Feb 10, 2013
i just opened my inbox
SCREAM WHAT DID YOU DO dfjahksdahfs im laughing so hard ok i feel like i can work my entire shift today im going to pee
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i just opened my inbox
SCREAM WHAT DID YOU DO dfjahksdahfs im laughing so hard ok i feel like i can work my entire shift today im going to pee
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Clayton: I deserve kudos.
Alyx: why
Clayton: I used the Law of Thermal Expansion and a key to open a bottle.
Alyx: ...
Alyx: you ran it under hot water then pryed it open
Alyx: didnt you
Clayton: No.
Clayton: I used a lighter to heat the cap and bottle, thus speeding up the particle collisions, thus weakening the attractive forces in the cap.
Clayton: THEN I pried it open.
Alyx: I am not giving you kudos for that
Clayton: That's some real MacGyver shit.
[12:38:28 AM] Alyx: I miss you too, facebutt
[12:39:05 AM] Kieran James Andrews: oh thank
[12:39:07 AM] Kieran James Andrews: can you imagine
[12:39:12 AM] Kieran James Andrews: having a face on your butt
[12:39:13 AM] Kieran James Andrews: :(
[12:39:16 AM] Kieran James Andrews: I would cry
[12:40:28 AM] Alyx: OH GOD DONT EVEN
[12:41:14 AM] Kieran James Andrews: youd try to talk and it would come out all muffled because youre sitting down
[12:41:19 AM] Kieran James Andrews: it would be so hard to carry on conversations
[12:41:26 AM] Kieran James Andrews: youd have to bend over and pull your pants down to talk
[12:41:28 AM] Kieran James Andrews: :(
[12:41:31 AM] Kieran James Andrews: thats so tragic
[12:45:08 AM] Kieran James Andrews: TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL
[12:45:38 AM] Alyx: IM CRY
[12:45:40 AM] Alyx: GO TO BED
Why didn't you tell me you were a fat slut kaT WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
SHIT I AM SO SORRY I REGRET BEING A FAT SLUT WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME
This is still literally Alyx and I
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cries because the perfect setting I'm talking about with alyx probably isnt real and it needs to be because it sounds so peaceful and beautiful and ugh askjdhfalkjsa
can u draw me
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