Finally I can return to rating my beloved Phyrexians...

20/10 I LOVE this sneaky fucker. staple in all my infect decks, has won me many a game. plus automatic bonus for lovable pointy face. the sword hand is also very cool. i would want to be their friend, i think. and learn some tricks of the stabby trade.

OH MY GOD she is my most favorite new phyrexian design ever. you have no idea. she is also my favorite commander and the leader of my beloved phyrexian tribal deck. she is absolutely majestic. breathtaking. ephemeral. effervescent. my #2 waifu (after vannifar).

also got compleated by 4 praetors at once, the lucky bastard.

1000/10

her incompleat self looked cool i guess, but this? nothing could compare to this. compleated glissa has me acting u n w i s e . those dripping oil tears, the scythe arm, the c l a w s. oh lord i could look at her all day. ALL DAY. are you trying to give me a stroke by sending me pretty phyrexian women?? it’s WORKING.

100/10

another compleated golgari phyrexian zombie elf? curious. as i mentioned before, i do tend to like new phyrexia more, but belbe is also quite neat. love the art. i would wife her.

simp/10

GOD he's such a meme. I like to think that he and sheoldred have the same dynamic as wilhelt and gisa, and we were robbed by a lack of story for commander legends characters. not sure how I feel about the crusty look (geth flashbacks), but i'll forgive it for the very cool spider limbs. what's with the thing around his face though? you could use him to clean a pipe.