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oh look it’s the apocalypse: songs that helped me make it through this year [listen]
“It's like you said the other day," said Adam. // "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's full of amazin' things // they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hangin' about for millions of years. // 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion.” ― Good Omens
i. You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are - Keaton Henson || ii. Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds || iii. Infinitesimal - Mother Mother || iv. King - Years & Years || v. You - Keaton Henson || vi. Up The Wolves - The Mountain Goats || vii. R.I.P. 2 My Youth - The Neighbourhood || viii. Castle - Halsey || ix. Control - Halsey || x. Shine - Years & Years || xi. Sippy Cup - Melanie Martinez || xii. Reaper Man - Mother Mother || xiii. 1940 (Amplive Remix) - The Submarines || xiv. Werewolf Gimmick - The Mountain Goats || xv. No More Pirates - Chris Garneau || xvi. Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is Another Castle - The Mountain Goats & Kaki King || xvii. Take Shelter - Years & Years
Cover art by bepsiboy [x]
I’m leaning towards blue hair rn.
hrmmm BUT HELP
because my hair is faded from teal - but it wasn’t bleached before that dye
so it’s just fading back to blonde
should I completely bleach the colour out??
or would dyeing blue over the teal make a pretty effect?
ahhhh I know so little about dying, help.
??
Spell your URL with song titles and tag 5 nerds! Tagged by the nerd known as silvvler
I’m gonna give myself an extra challenge and choose only songs by Electric Light Orchestra because I’m currently listening to a playlist of all their music and it seems appropriate… therefore I’m not going to bother putting the artist d:
W : Wild West Hero H : Hold on Tight Y : Yours Truly, 2095 D : Don’t Bring Me Down O : Ocean Breakup/King Of The Universe C : Confusion O : One More Tomorrow W : When I Was a Boy (tHIS ONE IS NEW AND SUPER EXCITING OH MY GOSH) S : Secret Messages F : Fire on High - Early Alternate Mix A : All Over The World L : Loser Gone Wild L : Latitude 88 North
I’m going to tag plgeon queermagicalgirl thorganhoezard kremkumquat little-smartass cayleedactyl
queermagicalgirl answered your question “Can anyone link me to a place where I can find a stuffed velociraptor...”
assuming you don't mean an actual dead taxidermy velociraptor, i'd try ebay x
Thank you for the advice and also the mental image of me carrying around an actual dead taxidermy velocirpator because imagine me carrying around a taxidermy velociraptor for the entirety of October 31
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hey! i don't think we've spoken before, but i'm really sorry to hear that you're leaving tumblr :( i completely respect your decision (after this new update i'm tempted to do the same, honestly) but i'm really gonna miss your presence on my dash. that said, it's been real, and i hope things work out alright for you. take care xx
Thank you, and frankly I’m going to miss everybody else and their presences on my dash. Yours included. I hope stuff works out alright for me, too..
I was tagged by queermagicalgirl, truly a 10/10 alien being<3
rule#1: always post the rules; rule#2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones; rule#3: tag 11 people
1. what was yr favourite book when u were a kid?
uhhhhh probably the chronicles of narnia. I'm not counting harry potter cause harry potter is eternal and transcends time.
2. have u ever seen a movie that upset u so much u couldnt sleep?
lol every time i watch the lord of the rings trilogy i can't sleep for days cause I'm so upset it isn’t real
3. talk about the weirdest dream youve ever had
i always have weird dreams, but the only one i can think of right now i the one where one of my guinea pigs shrunk to like ant size and i accidentally sucked him into the vacuum cleaner and it was a very traumatic dream
4. favourite smell?
tar, cardboard, and lavender
5. if u could live in any fictional universe which one would u choose?
uhhhh um i mean uuuhhh shit i... ummmmm eeehhhh ffuckk umm i think ??? umm eh probably sshiiittt liz why did u ask this ummm i think maybe like OK IM CHOOSING MIDDLE EARTH no wait star trek i wanna be in the star fleet and boldly go and meet aliens
6. did u ever try and write a novel? (even if it was just like 3 pages it still counts)
ye, like 15 billion times but i always failed pretty spectacularly
7. would u ever/have u ever bleached yr hair?
um well, I'm naturally very blonde so that would be a little pointless, plus my hair is very thin and wispy and damages easily so it would probably sue me if i tried
8. describe yr safe place
my house is at the foot of a small mountain, and on top of that mountain there is a kind of moor, and its rly lovely with like a sea of heather, and it overlooks my entire city and the ocean, and during the summer there are sheep grazing up there and its always windy and its always quiet and i guess that is my safe space
9. whats yr favourite joke?
The tomato joke translated into swedish. This is probably the joke, the epitome of a joke, the most well and widely known joke in Sweden, and it has no punchline at all, and I never even realised it had a punchline in english until about 2 years ago. If you don't know the tomato joke, this is how it goes:
Two tomatoes were crossing a road, the other was suddenly run over by a car, in which the other replied; "Come on ketchup”.
At some point, some genius decided to translate this into swedish, only “ketchup” doesn't sound like anything other than the word ketchup in swedish. So basically the most joke-y joke in the entire swedish language goes something like this:
Two tomatoes were crossing a road, the other was suddenly run over by a car, in which the other replied; "Come on crushed tomato sauce”.
This is my favourite joke.
10. whats a song that reminds you of a certain person? and why does it remind you of them?
i have a giant collection of songs that remind me of fictional characters if that counts but the only one i can think of is all star that reminds me of shrek cause its in shrek pls delete me
11. favourite cryptid
I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CRYPTIDS!!! Do dragons count as cryptids?? Otherwise it’s probably the bäckahäst, its this horselike creature that is said to live in Hjärtasjön(or basically any brook or lake if i remember correctly), and it lures children into climbing onto its back and drowns them
Ok my questions:
1. what colour is the sky where you are right now?
2. do you believe in aliens?
3. how do you feel about high school musical?
4. fmk any 3 characters(you may also choose what fmk stands for if you like)
5. your favourite plant/tree and why
6. are you enjoying the book you’re currently reading? if you’re not currently reading anything, did you enjoy whichever activity you last did?
7. something funny you did as a child
8. have you ever been stung by a bee?
9. do you have a favourite pair of socks?
10. what is the picture on your phone’s lock screen of? if your phone doesn't have a lock screen, what is your desktop background?
11. can you whistle?
i dont think i know 11 people on tumblr so I'm just tagging some mutuals that i have or have not spoken to before: camelotscoin peggyslipstick rckmacy queenlefay clotpolesonly brightbluecitylights myknightofflowers slytherpunk emrysangelus cawlinmorgan colinmorfan
only if you want to of course!!!
Tagged by queermagicalgirl! Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: tag the person who tagged you Rule 3: tag 11 other people and add 11 of your own questions 1. what was yr favourite book when u were a kid? I have a book that had every Winnie the Pooh story and A. A. Milne poem and that was the best thing ever 2. have u ever seen a movie that upset u so much u couldnt sleep? Yes, this happens a lot tbh. Bridge To Terrabethia is one... The Woman in Black and Gravity as well, though they all upset me in different ways. 3. talk about the weirdest dream youve ever had How am I supposed to pick? All my dreams are bizarre - and my weirdest one (I call it "The Turkish Delight Dream") my friend wrote up the first part of for me and it is about five A4 pages so let's NOT go for that one. This one time though I dreamt I was a girl running away from hippos in fancy dress, then I was one of said hippos and was wearing a floppy hat and I was running away from rhinos, then I was a boy and I defeated the rhinos by leaping over them so that was pretty strange. If you want to know about the Turkish delight dream I can find it for you but not until Friday. 4. favourite smell? I quite like a lot of smells if I'm honest. New books are nice (because I'm terrible and like new things more than old things) and also hot cross buns being toasted. That is an amazing smell, even though I prefer eating them as they are. 5. if u could live in any fictional universe which one would u choose? Harry Potter, no question about it. 6. did u ever try and write a novel? (even if it was just like 3 pages it still counts) Yeah and I'm still trying B)) It's called The Village of Ebony and is a whole 20 pages (that's four pages for every year I've been trying to write it) and is pretty cool but i need to completely restart it and I'm terrible at writing down my ideas so instead just draw my characters a lot. 7. would u ever/have u ever bleached yr hair? I don't know, I don't really want to start dying my hair because how do you STOP but at the same time I kind of what funky-coloured hair so... We'll have to see! 8. describe yr safe place Sitting on the floor of the bathroom because nobody bothers you in there and it feels like you can take a break from the passage of time for a little while. 9. whats yr favourite joke? So many to pick from and I'm terrible at remembering jokes but I'll go for one I've always loved and isn't very long. (Though you've probably all heard it before) Two cats decided to swim across the English Channel, the first one to the other side being awarded with as many sardines as they could eat. There was a French cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three. Both were certain that they would be the one who would win, however in the end it was One Two Three cat who won. Why? Because not only was he English and therefore my patriotism tells me he cannot lose, but tragically, Un Deux Trois cat sank. 10. whats a song that reminds you of a certain person? and why does it remind you of them? Misery by Maroon5 reminds me of my good pal Vera because when we first met we would listen to it all the time in DT lessons ^-^ 11. favourite cryptid Loch Ness Monster, there's basically no competition for this. Tag 11 friends and write 11 questions!: I am v lazy so I'm afraid that will not be happening