#queenmurphy

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

This is so hard bc idk what exactly my favorite movie but i LOVE stand by me, so i guess i’ll say that. 

So i watched it online bc everyone told me id like it (which, i mean i did). but idk i loved it from the start bc i love the whole ‘group of preteen/teenage boys getting into trouble but also ~coming of age. i guess my main thought was “holy shit these kids swear a lot” bc for some reason i didnt think swearing was that big of a thing back then. which was wrong obviously. 

2. Talk about your first kiss.

You mean my first and only kiss? Okay buckle up kiddos bc here goes. 

So, I was 15 and I hadn’t been kissed. Most of my friends at the time had already had sex and so I was like ??? tf is wrong with me I need to be kissed PRONTO. so i went on a mission to get kissed. i found this old kid from my elementary school who was always a dick to me but i mean, i messaged him anyways. it sort of went from 0-flirty real quick and we were texting for like a week, and it was all ‘;)’ this and ‘haha then what ;)’ that so classic fuck boy. 

But he also flipped knives. That was his hobby. He would just like flip knives, which is cool I guess but he took it to the extreme of like showing off all his cuts and being like ~look at how MANLY i am~. especially since he fucking sucked at flipping knives, he uploaded videos of himself “flipping” them and he would drop them after one throw and it was so awful. this gawky, white kid on his porch just trying to juggle knives and failing 

So i was straight up like ‘yo i havent ever been kissed before so lets do it’ and so we set a date to go to the movies and see Avatar the Last Airbender (and that movie was the best part of this date okay). 

I told my best friend at the time and she freaked out and was like ‘omg we are going to get you so laid’ and i vividly remember her trying to clasp this push-up bra on me (which was about one cup too small) and it clasped in the front so like. she got on top of me and straddled me and like, for a good 30 minutes she just stood there trying to get the fucking clasp to close. i had bruises after. 

Then she saran-wrapped me from the ribs down to my pelvis (broke girls’ spanx) and gave me her little black dress to wear and she was like “im coming with you. 

It should be noted that this friend was...intense. like, she would just go from 0 to no chill in no time. she would be super happy to roasting you and punching you the next. 

So, I bring her and I waddle in her dress hardly able to breathe bc of the saran wrap and im trying to find this guy. we are walking around and suddenly i see him and im like “hey!!” and he sees me and is like “oh hey. sorry. i hate people” which i mean, same. but not really a thing you say to someone right off the bat. but whatever. 

so we get to the movie and its small talk and whatever. this movie was in 3D so we were given the glasses in those plastic baggies or whatever, and im about to open mine and he stops me and im like ???

and then he pulls out his fucking flip knife which is pretty much dulled down to nothing and he like...takes 30 seconds to cut my plastic baggie open and im like acting all impressed while my friend is trying not to fucking laugh her ass off bc wtf who just opens a plastic bag with a fucking knife jfc 

and literally, as soon as the lights go off, he turns to me. and its like the jaws music starts, his tongue is OUT and he is coming towards me and what the fuck do i do his tongue is so long and why is he coming at me like that

and then we kiss, and its...i mean. i dont remember much of the actual kissing except for thinking during it “becca, remember this is what it feels like to kiss someone”. which. not helpful. he also tasted like gasoline and mountain dew. so it was sloppy, and like when i would pull away my face would be wet from my nose down to my chin and it was...interesting. 

i rubbed his thigh during it, not knowing really what i was doing. and i fucking swear on my life this kid starts MOANING like....LOUD. like, people four rows ahead of us were looking at us bc he wouldnt fucking shut up (i mean, i realize now what i must have been doing) but holy shit he would like, break apart and just like...fucking yell out and it was so extra holy shit. 

(meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, my friend had taken my LG EnV2 phone and is sending him death threats via texts) 

He asked to go to second, and I told him not to push his luck. He moaned again and once again, the jaws movie with the tongue coming at my face. 

So the movie ends, and he runs off to the bathroom, and me and my friend walk out and she looks at me with such disgust and was like “are you fucking kidding me? he was so loud. why the fuck did he open your 3D glasses with a knife. and more importantly, you did that disgusting version of making out IN MY DRESS?” 

I get a text from him two hours later saying “sorry, i didnt feel a spark.” and that is that.

11. Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

i had a dream recently that i was walking down the charles river with someone and it was a nice drizzle rain and the streetlights were orange and it was the only real light and it was really really really nice. 

Dayum that sounds lit, and I’m a giant loser compared to you wtf

2.When did your last hug take place?

Yess it was you ;)

13.Do you believe in love?

Oh yes!

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

Memes

24.What ARE you looking forward to?

thanks <33

1. instagram bi or snapchat bi? snapchat bi! Like I love using instagram and wish I could remember to use it more but snapchat is so much fun and it has the flower crown filter!!

2. bracelet bi or necklace bi? Ahh I think necklaces, I don’t wear jewelry much even tho I’m in love with it but bracelets are so cute too! 

3. lay on the roof bi or lay in the grass bi? lay on the roof. I would love the adrenaline rush of being up high and (hopefully) no bugs

4. texting bi or talk on the phone bi? texting, talking on the phone terrifies me 

5. peppermint bi or cinnamon bi? cinnamon!! I love cinnamon flavored things so much y’all don’t know lol

6. earth, air, fire, or water bi? fire bi fits the best I think

7. breath mint bi or gum bi? breath mint

8. smoking bi or drinking bi? drinking in 6 years cause I hate smoking, like that’s a huge turn off and would break up/never go out with someone if they smoked (cigarettes or weed) 

9. lace bi or mesh bi? lace!! its so pretty ahhh

10. sneakers bi or heels bi? heels bi af

thank you! what are the chances two people asked me this one? lol