"You're a Saggitarius. I should have known. They are known to be charismatic overgivers. Happy birthday. Are you 2000 yet?"
Loki said nothing about being a Sagittarius, but he did smile at her question about his age. He'd thought he'd let her in about his past; why, he didn't know, and neither did he care if she didn't believe him even if he was telling the truth for a change.
"Considering the proper date of my birth is lost, we have to look at the year when Odin had found me. In that case, I've turned 1060 in human years now, but I hopped here and there in the universe and time passes differently on Earth compared to other planets, so... hard to say."
//Just a bit of why: the opening scenes of Thor 1 starts with Laufey freezing Earth over and the war between Jötunheim and Asgard starts. A minute later we're shown Odin finding Loki, so taking it into consideration that he was a baby there and war must've went on for quite a while before Odin won, I headcanoned his birthday to the year 960 AD — which is shown when Laufey attacks Earth. 💚🖤