Dec 14, 2013
Just who are you, Swan?
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Just who are you, Swan?
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GUYS. GUYS.
Desolation of Smaug
Oh my gosh
I can't even begin
GUYS
have you and jess kissed yet?
Jessy is my best friend. Like, number one person in my eyes, 10/10 would kill for/die for. But that's the thing: she's my friend. And I realize that you're probably half joking when you send us this stuff, but you need to know that it's creating some kind of awkwardness in our friendship that wasn't there before. At first, we just kind of laughed about it and had a discussion about it during a McDonald's trip. But then she got one that was crossing the line a bit. Here's the thing about shipping real people (even if it's joking): they're real people and you're basically putting a pressure on a relationship that didn't exist before you said those words. There are people who say that they love our friendship, and we LOVE reading those. But when there are people telling us to kiss each other, to have SEX with each other, and that they ship us, it is only making us feel awkward. And this goes for shipping real people in general. Shipping is for fandoms. It's for fiction. And putting the same expectations on real people that you do on the fictional can be damaging. So, please, I know you probably mean well and all, but realize what you're doing when you say you ship real people. This goes for everyone, not just Jessy and I.
Side note: Liam Dryden posted a video on shipping real people a while back and I'm going to link to it, because he explains it more eloquently than I ever could.
An Early Christmas gift for Katie.  She had asked for White Christmas, so she gets White Christmas.  It’s snowy where I live, hopefully it’s snowy in NYC as well darling!! Merry Early Christmas!!!
guys I'm sorry I'm inappropriately affectionate I promise I'm not trying to be creepy
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queenaragorn replied to your post “finished my fuckin essay (late, because I fell asleep, but my teacher...”
AHHH I AM SO JELLY i have a final in the morning and two huuuuuuge finals on thursday (one i am legit crying about) and a paper on thursday too and a voice final and i am unprepared for all of it. ALL OF IT. sav, saaave me.
ohn o I'm so sorry!! ! ! that's so sad oh no come here and I'll hide you in my nook and bury you in blankets and give you hot chocolate and candy canes and we can go see a movie together (I sTILL HAVEN'T SEEN THOR OR CATCHING FIRE OR FROZEN JUST NONE OF THE THINGS NOTHING I'M SO ANGRY)
queenaragorn replied to your post:why'd you have to get stitches? lol
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO AWFUL BUUUUUT KINGDOM HEARTS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD TWELVE YEAR OLD YOU HAD IT GOING ON
yeah something went wrong between then and now. maybe it was the blow to the head.
why'd you have to get stitches? lol
omg okay this is super dumb guys I am literally the dumbest kid in school
but one time when I was like... twelve... maybe...? I was playing kingdom hearts and it was the middle of the day so the sun was slanting through the window and hitting the tv screen so I couldn't see a goddamn thing so I got a sheet and a couple of two-pound handweights and hung the sheet on the crown molding or whatever above the window and pinned it there with the weights
and then I forgot the weights were there and leaned back onto the blanket and tugged the whole contraption down and one of the weights landed on my head and split open my scalp and there was blood everywhere and my mom was freakin the fuck out and I got three stitches and you can still feel the scar if you probe my scalp with your fingers the end