#quackdy

Quackity would be a complete mess. He lost Slime, he had to deal with the nightmare that Wilbur Soot was, and he had lost both his fiances. Not only just that!! One of them even hated him now!

Not great

So, sometimes he would go to the wedding chapel, bc he made that for his lovers, and what's better than getting drunk and sulking at the place where you thought you'd be the happiest? That's free emotional self harm, baby!

And Fundy can't sleep well, and sometimes he takes a stroll around Las Nevadas. And sometimes he finds Quackity there in the chapel

So, they talk

Fundy won't be judged for his smoking habits, even tho at first Quackity mentioned that he looked just like Wilbur when he did that. Fundy just kept smoking and he strikes back saying Quackity was just like Schlatt, drinking his sorrows away. So they both shut up about that

It becomes a normal thing, and they kept on meeting each other, feeding their worst habits, and venting. Quackity finally opens up about what Sapnap and Karl did, and Fundy talks about Dream, and how he was left in the alter as well

Quackity jokes about them getting married out of spite. Just to prove that they weren't both two wrecks and undeserving of love. Just to pretend they could be happy by themselves, even tho the world didn't want them to be

Fundy laughs, thinks about that a bit, takes another hit from his cigarette and then kiss Quackity without thinking twice. It seemed right, they were both miserable, they both wanted a way out, and Quackity had just joke-proposed. A kiss wouldn't be bad

Specially when Quackity corresponds at first, keeping the kiss as long as they both can make it be

Fundy is very cuddly. He likes to hold Quackity all the time and just be around him. Quackity jokes that Fundy has bad object permanence and will just think Quackity vanished if he loses him from his sight

Which is funny bc, while Fundy loves to touch Quackity, duck boy just wants to have Fundy around, at least in the same room. He feels safer and more grounded, bc he knows Fundy is willing to be with him any time he wants. Fundy pokes back saying they both just have fucked up abandonment issues

Their first kiss was at the wedding chapel. Quackity was drunk, Fundy had just finished a cigarette. It was a mess, they avoided each other for days before Quackity decided to just face it

They're always sleeping in the same bed bc they need to keep eachother's sleep schedule in check. Quackity will easily forget to sleep, so Fundy has to drag him to bed, and Fundy sometimes gets too scared and needs Quackity to calm him down, before and after nightmares

Fundy really likes to bite Quackity, but he usually only gives in to these instincts if drunk or very sleepy, so ever now and then Quackity is just walking around with bite marks on his neck and shoulders

Also, Fundy loves to burrow himself on Quackity, always sleeping on top of him or just never leaving his lap when he's, again, either drunk or sleeping

Quackity likes to groom Fundy's tail, is his way to thank Fundy for everything he does for him, and Fundy preens Quackity's wings in return

Fundy is always bringing Quackity coffee, bc he knows Quackity likes it but sometimes has no energy to get some

In return, Quackity always has berries on him, because Fundy forgets to eat way too often and he fears Fundy might go back to eating spider eyes

When they're alone, Quackity WILL be caressing Fundy's hand or arm or hair or tail. Anything. He likes to show his care but never when people are around

The most he does is bumping his head on Fundy's, or wrapping one of his wings around him. The first he got from his time with Schlatt