ace dating your aro/ace best friend
eat as much garlic as you want bc nobodyâs kissing nobody later
irl complaining about smut fic taking over everything
forehead smooches whenever
irl conversations about actorâs looks based on a scale of âlooks like a potatoâ to âidk thatâs a p pleasing faceâÂ
in addition, saying âthat personâs face is super super aesthetic look at that symmetryâ and not getting weird looks
getting to use air quotes when referring to an old âcrushâÂ
out of the dating scene forever
no worries about pressure for sex or worries that the other person might want sex bc you both know youâre hecka not attracted to each other
separate beds, one bed, different rooms, share a room, whatever, no problem, can do either, who cares, no one thatâs who itâs never awkward
twice the pet name possibilities (babe, friend, pal, dummy, dear, darling, bestie)
mutually confused over sex scenes in movies and fastforwarding through the longer ones
saying âi love youâ whenever
the scary kinds of republicans think weâre sisters
date nights end in video games
âso when are you two adorable single ladies gonna get boyfriendsâÂ
twice the chances to miss sexual innuendosÂ
her students think weâre lesbians having hot lesbian sex which is more awkward and hilarious than a real con
idk we have fights about sandwiches but thatâs more of an us thing than an ace thing