He whispers into Jiraiya's ear, "You know, Madara /let/ me kiss him."
Times like these made Jiraiya grateful for his chakra, able to twist in anger and rage for him and leaving neutral expressions on his face. One thing he’d learned well in war – the anger that simmered underneath a calm facade was the most feared. Did he wish for Hashirama to fear him?
No, he knew that to be useless. What with battered chakra lines and an unbreakable loyalty to the village -- and the Shodaime’s own kin -- but maybe he was looking for fear of a different kind.
“Oh, are we sharing?” came a pointed tease so very sharp in its barbs. “The things Madara lets me do to him, well. I’m sure he would just hate for me to share everything, being such a private man.
“Although, I much prefer it when he asks for them. Leads to incredible satisfaction.”