#qb-e1

QB-E1 Project Proposal <~> Stealthflora {Headcanon} +5

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/688621558793633792/qb-e1-project-proposal-stealthflora-headcanon

Q Branch celebrates Pi Approximation Day! —Felix Leiter’s Bourbon Chocolate Pecan Pie (Recipe) +5

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/690515497274507264/q-branch-celebrates-pi-approximation-day

Headcanon — If you can't beat ‘em, bribe ‘em +5

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/690592631015768064/headcanon-if-you-cant-beat-em-bribe-em

James Bond is a Dad now and he has Dad Jokes?

007Fest 2022 Scavenger hunt #15 (headcanon) +5 +5

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/691344789911846912/james-bond-is-a-dad-now-and-he-has-dad-jokes

"The Overlord"

Scavenger Hunt #22, a pastiche of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" +20 +5

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/101686521

2 events + 2 points

James: What did the campers say about the campfire? They gave it GLOWING reviews.

James: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?

Alec: Murder?

James: Two tents

James: What type of footwear do frogs wear camping during the summer? Open toad shoes.

Whose enemies’ heads needed squishin’

I’ve tried all the rest

Defenestration is best

1 cup Milk, whole fat, we die like there's no time for skim milk

½ cup Water

¼ cup salted Butter

3 cups all-purpose unbleached flour

1 cup white whole wheat flour

 ½ cup ground flax seed

1 (.25 ounce) package instant yeast

2 tablespoons granulated sugar

1 ½ teaspoons Salt, table

1 egg

Dump the ingredients (except for the yeast!) into your bread machine pan in the order your owner's manual specifies. Then put the yeast on top, but not near the salt. Set it on the dough cycle. Press start.

When the dough cycle finishes, divide the dough into 12 equal pieces. Then use the palm of your hand to roll them around in a tight circle until they are nice balls of dough. Then place them on parchment-lined cookie sheets. Flatten slightly. Cover with a tea towel and let rise for at least 30-35 minutes, but you know how it is, sometimes the weather is against you. Bake at 400F (200C) for about 13 minutes or until golden brown.

Name: @Dart, (@Dartier on Tumblr)

Minion ID: QB-E1

Personal Goals for Fest: Find my way back. Post the damn thing.

Where the hell have I been: I’ve been stuck in Medical, but I’M BAAAAACK

Division: You will never get a straight answer to that. Just know that E is for Extra. I make the connections that don’t make any sort of conventional sense.

The little spontaneous competitions and festivities might seem odd, but problems always seem a little easier to solve afterward.

Don’t think too hard about how we got here, just enjoy the results.

Minion ID: QB-E1 Division: Writer, Artist, and will generally dabble in anything I can. Personal goal for fest: 1 post per day, and at least a long one-shot. Time zone: GMT-5