#pyuuuu

the naming trick only works once, if you’ve already done it before :o

god.

damnit.

“You’re being too active! You must be the perpetrator!” tfw no one is talking at all and expect the game to progress thoughtfully somehow :’-)

Right? And then you say that someone might be the perpetrator because they’re too quiet and everyone’s like “WHOA NOW DON’T BE SUCH A BITCH LET’S NOT POINT ANY FINGERS”

1. How I feel about him/her: 

YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOBSTER WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY SO ADORABLE AND KIND LIKE YOU’RE TRASH??? * i love him he’s a big teddy bear :c)

2. Who I ship him/her with romantically:

lmao I paired him with Camilla because it was hilarious how they fight over kamui XDDD and hmmm...Kagerou is so cute with him too like :c precious war fighting babes

3. Who I ship him/her with platonically

Sakura pls, Elise pls, Leo pls, XANDER YOU MUSHY BLONDE HAIRED PRECIOUS CHILD (they make awesome friends even though their supports are quite...princey.), Any of the kids tbh he’d give them piggyback rides i fuckin’ swear o n m yss o u l.

4. What do I like about this character:

He’s really outspoken I mean the guy can crit your ass into next fucking tuesday with no fuckin’ regrets so like everything? I mean yeah he’s the main menu in red lobster for 24.99 but he’s fucking worth  every penny

5. Would I marry this character:

Uh....tbh if i wanted to marry the oldest royal sibling I would take Xander over Lobster :c.

6. What would I do if this character was real

Alchemy’s a long but rewarding process since it’s OPasf when you put lots of time and effort into it. Ninja’s p fun, though. o7o+

I need motivation to play either way tho. ;v;