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I ACTUALLY GOT A CALL FROM THAT ARAB BUOY AT THE MEDICAL CENTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHAT THE FUC K WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE'RE FLIRTIN THIS IS FUCKIN SURREAL I DON'T??? UNDER ST AND WHAT THE FCU K

except pffft i totally do we went through the early stages of puberty together and spent a couple of years incredibly interested in each other's bodies, man i'd almost forgotten. how did i fuckin forget gropin and being groped by my bestie at age seven you ask. cause the memory is sorta disturbing. 38D also we were sort of?? forcibly separated by our parents when i was in the fifth grade and we didn't re-establish contact until i turned sixteen and by that time we'd become very different people obviously and i wanted nothing to do with her so i discreetly removed myself from her life again. i hope i don't have to meet her a third time because i wish i could feel some kind of fondness for the last vestige of my stupid and uncaring and heartless childhood but all i can muster up is a faint sense of contempt mixed with pity