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Animal Mother:

• I’m sorry w h a t

•he looks at you like you’re insane

•he scoffs and looks away without answering

•if you really insist on him answering he just says he would use you as fishing bait, if you get upset he would laugh at your pain

•though maybe, if you get him really drunk, he’ll respond with something uncharacteristically sweet, like he’d make you a little garden or smthn

•though if you ever tell anyone he might actually murder you

Eightball:

• babe,,, honey,,, what did you take and can he have some?

•Alice honestly just thinks you’re drunk

•though if you really want an answer, it will depend on his mood

•he’ll either say he’ll throw you to some crows, or he’ll say something sweet like he’d keep you in his breast pocket

•though he would immediately tell the surviving members of the lust hog squad like

• “look at my baby! They’re weird as fuck and kinda scare me sometimes but they’re hot so!”

Joker:

•sorry babe, but he busts out laughing

•he thinks this question is absolutely hilarious

•he has so many questions

•”ok but why would you turn into a worm? Also how would we cuddle? More importantly how would we have se-“

•by the end you’re just begging him to stop

•unfortunately you’ve fallen into a rabbit hole

•he asks you and all his friends this question now

Cowboy:

• Cowboy is honestly just amused

•he just sighs, wraps his arms around you, and tells you of course he’d love you

•cowboy is an absolute simp in every other scenario, why wouldn’t he be in this one?

•he’s a little concerned though

•why are you asking this?

•are you having some sort of crisis?

Crazy Earl:

•𝘠𝘦𝘴.

•absolutely no questions asked

•will ask you if you’d love him as various different little creatures

•like a black widow

•though he might say he’ll turn into a spider and eat you so you’ll always be together

•he has that serial killer logic

•you knew what you were signing up for bb

Rafterman:

•uhhhhh

•yes

•if you yell at him to answer without hesitation he gets so nervous

•poor nervous baby just wants you to be happy

•tells you he would give you a little worm photo shoot

•and he would keep you on his pencil as he writes articles

•10/10 adorable nervous baby

Private Pyle:

•!!!!

•yes!!!!

•he would make you a little terrarium so you could live with him

•and he would give you little flowers

•and give you little worm friends

•after his sweet answer, you better say you’d love him as a worm

•honestly the best person to take care of you as a worm

Hartman:

•he’s gonna drug test you

•he wants to know what the hell you’re smoking

•though if you insist you are sober, and that you want a serious answer, don’t expect sweetness

•he’ll say he’ll use you as all sorts of things

•fishing bait, target practice, food, all those grumpy old man things

•grumpy man will laugh at your pain