Sep 11, 2016
1,12,16(Putin's Party)
1) your favorite picture of putin?Â
idk, I think my icon pic is pretty good.
12) Have you invited Putin to your birthday party?
Via the mail? No. I’ve sent carrier pigeons with invitations but the poor birds always turn up on my doorstep riddled with bullet holes and a note that says “please do not contact the kremlin again.”
16) What would you give Putin for his birthday and why?
Donald Trump? Is that too cliche? I think it solves two problems at once: first, Trump’s supporters will feel betrayed by their candidate’s defection and American nationalist extremism will decrease; then, of course, I will have succeeded as ultimate matchmaker, having brought together a perfect couple.
