purestid
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
……….depends on how much sugar is in a box of pop tarts and two gallons of grape soda.
The words a metric shit ton come to mind, but that’s not what she ends up saying.
“Right; how many eggs will you eat in an omelet? Like ... a dozen? Two?” She was going to find a way to get some vegetables into this kid if it killed her.










