#pupmax

Laid.

Me: Hahahaa don't give me that look I can see it from here

Pup: I ain't shady, I'm a lady.

Me: *smiles* *bites lip* *snorts*

Pup: Mmhmm

Me: *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

Pup: Snort away, piggy.

Me: AHAHAHAH XD Funny. Vlassy lady for sure You wish I was a pig

Pup: *goes back and retrieves chat log*

Me: Lol, I'm the classy lady *sits all proper and shit*

Pup: Real ladie's don't say shit, grrl.

Me: It's reserved the clasiest. the ones with beards and chest hair

Pup: Real ladies use punctuation and type in complete, not janked-up, sentences. Also, my beard and body hair put yours to shame.

Me: pushhh what evs

Pup: *psh.

Me: You're a guy

Pup: *whatevs.

Me: no that was right pushhhhh

Pup: *You're a guy. *No, that was right.

Me: *ur uh gai

Pup: *Uruguay.

Me:*uranus

Pup: *Is magnificent.

Me: *youwish *you*wish

Pup: *No, it's well documented.

Me: *y*o*u*w*i*s*h*

Pup: *farts at you*

Me: *proof of purchase and testimonies please *ur father smells of elder berries

Pup: At least get the order right, jesus. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Me: *goign back through document *going *ur father smells of elder berries

Pup: *pees on you* Whategver.

Me: **correct**

Pup: I am le done.

Me: Le smack in da face *likes it*

Pup: *cuts your D with a knife*

Me: *thank god my penis is a timelord*

Pup: True, but it'll probably regenerate as like, #1 or something, old cawk!

Me: Nope it's always been young and supple This would be my 10th regeneration ooooooooooo I hope its scottish!

Pup: You wish your dick was regenerating as Ten.

New TMI Video!!!!!!!

Thank you to

Anonymous

moshimoshimike

deac6nx

pupmax

dapperdarebear

pupmax replied to your photo: My night of being patriotic was by playing this!

How is this the first picture I’ve seen of you? *swoon*