Mar 8, 2017
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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Friend A: You missed it, Friend B was telling us how he lost his virginity. It was to a bear.
Friend B: *laughs* Yeah, a bear.
Me: Well, that must have been em-BEAR-assing.
*crickets chirp*
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
P, it’s like R but with one less leg
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?
Sir Cumference.
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause while a cat has claws at the end of it’s paws.
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Earlier today I talked with a guy about whiteboards. It was remarkable.
Jack: Hey Rose, water you doing?
Rose: Jack no.
Jack: Why so icy? I mist you. I was just drowning in work for a while.
Rose: Please stop
Television is a medium because anything well-done is rare