#punnydad

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So, my dad just put a door on the small space underneath the stairs. Once he finally put the doorknob on, this was our conversation. Dad: *turns the doorknob and opens the door* I believe this will come in pretty handy. Me: *stands there a solid minute in shock* You just made a pun. Dad: What’s a pun? Me: Handy. Dad, you just turned the doorknob and said it would come in pretty handy. Needless to say, I had to explain to him what a pun was because he still didn’t understand. XD

One time when i was in high school, I saw my friend ate persimmon the fruit. And i really wanted one so i asked my dad to buy them. The next few days he bought the persimmons for me Now note that in my country, persimmon directly translated is "banana foot". (Dont ask idek) "I got your banana foot " he said I looked for the persimmons but cant find em, and he did nothing but grinned at me, he looked pretty happy with himself now And then it just hit me, so I looked down at his foot and there was a banana.