#punktista

He can't believe how big that man is.

they need to just hurry up and kiss

“1) When asked about who Punk would be glad to work with for a movie, he answered Batista, because they're comfortable together and knows how big his dick is. On a twitter AMA, when asked the same question, he immediately said he wants to do a sex tape with Dave. There is a pattern here, where he constantly thirsts on Batista on prompted. On one of Batista's selfies, he said he zoomed in his dick bulge in the comments. 2) Batista himself also seems happy with Punk's antics, joked that he cried ten times (in happiness) when he first met Punk under a video of a young wrestler who met Punk at a fanmeet when she was a kid. Batista also goes out of his way to talk up Punk as a star of the industry, a future great actor, and hopes that they both get to work in a movie together. He seems awfully fond of the little twerp. 3) And these interaction gets even strange when you consider they never have a super important wrestling program together or be a tag team, so it's not like they're trying to keep kayfabe. They're just an unexpected pair of good friends who I'm super convinced have messed around or at least give each other a handy while on the road a long, long time ago.”

this throuple goes so fucking hard