Being a teenage loser means blasting music 24/7, obsessing over bands, hanging out in random parking lots, cutting your own hair, always having gel/soap/egg whites in your hair, trying edibles, regretting trying edibles, never washing your clothes, never having money, trying to play an instrument and probably sucking at it, having very few friends and most of them being way older than you, trying to do "rockstar eyeliner" but looking like a raccoon instead, and hating every rich popular asshole














