#punisher!reader

daredevil!reader: “so do you have anything special about you or are you just a normal person.”

reader: “i work at SDN, not sure if you’ve heard of it— im a dispatcher there.”

deadpool!reader: “aw fuck me, you work there?? willingly?? that’s lazy writing.”

punisher!reader: “i don’t like you.”

deadpool!reader: “aw you’re not gonna be happy about us working together later cupcake, also your comic isn’t getting update anytime soon, sorry bubs.”

punisher!reader pointed a loaded gun at them, deadpool!reader only smiling in response as they hold their own gun. daredevil!reader sighed heavily as you hid behind them, confused and extremely worried there’s about to be a shootout.

reader: “i’m just trying to go home to my boyfriend and his obese dog! please don’t kill me!”

the silence was loud, a pin could be heard. the three of them slowly turned their heads to you, even the noisier version of you was dead quiet. in perfect unison, the three screamed at you— “YOURE DATING ROBERT?!”

the three seemed to have almost immediately calmed down in the second you brought up robert, asking questions about him. you’re surprised they even had a robert in their dimensions, but it didn’t shock you that they all haven’t asked him out. the reason you and robert worked was because of the time spent together in an office, getting to know the other during work hours and eventually leading up to dates. the two of you were so far into dating, you both were about to move in together with beef.

punisher!reader who was only on the Z-team because they chose to join, not because blazer asked. in all honesty, everyone was on high alert because why the fuck did 400 mass of muscle just walk in and suddenly the air shifted? sonar clenches his cheeks out of fear, while others are slightly turned on with the aura you had.

punisher!reader who single handedly saved a school from fire, as parents and backup arrived all they saw were many tiny children climbing on you. many of them used you as a tree, sitting on your shoulders or on top of your head; while you stood there completely unfazed. you did eventually get them off and back to their parents, some of the adults mumbling horrified thank yous.

“guns aren’t really a superpower though, hot shit.” prism smiled and playfully punched your shoulder, her glasses hiding the fact she was looking you up and down with a soft lip bite. you stayed silent before looking down at your waist, checking for your pistols, grenades, and knives. “yeah they are.” you grunted, itching your chest that held a skull on your shirt.

punisher!reader who was forced to work with a certain spider themed hero, coming back with multiple fractured bones and limbs. you limbed back into the office with a scowl on your face. when robert sat in the infirmary with you, watching you wrap your own ribs he asked— “so, what did the other guy look like?” you grunted. “spidey? nah i fucked him up bad, he’s equally if not worse then me.” robert paused, then furrowed his eyebrows like he solved a puzzle. “wait. wait what about the guy who i sent you to capture and put in jail?” the silence was loud, you could hear the snort from outside the infirmary. “should.. should you call spider and we get back to the mission or—“ robert interrupted you. “finish your small break and i better see you back with your assigned partner in the next 10 minutes.”