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Making love in the kitchen, how scandalous!

It’s here. It’s actually here. There is a new KoA series and there is a trailer!

I haven’t been this happy since the refrigerator started working again. There’s no word on when or where the new series will air. But believe me, I’ll be looking into this.

I was searching through some old boxes and I came across a page of an old Knights of Alternia comic! There were always comics included with an action figure (still trying to find those). I often tore out my favorite pages and it looks like this lone one has survived!

Baron Nardrok is a super villain that has united the factious Aberrant tribes to war with the Knights of Alternia.  He’s charismatic and able to sway people to his side. Unfortunately, he’s often unable to have any successful plans, but that doesn’t make him any less dangerous.

Baron Nardrok often reminds me about my multiple unsuccessful attempts to scare the local neighborhood children. Perhaps I need to hire a Negamancer figure to help deal with this problem. All I want is that they’re too afraid to enter my yard to retrieve their baseballs (and other sports balls) that have gone astray. Is that is too much to ask?

Anyway, check out dat ass on the Baron.

Back when he was younger and was just in another small Brooklyn gym, boxing and full of dreams. She worked two jobs and stopped by the gym to pick up the kids she babysat sometimes. They met and it was like new light came in his life.

And when he finally got his first big match, not just chump change. She was there screaming her heart out and running up to the ropes so he could lean down and kiss her.

Last week I was lucky enough to sit down with the legendary Chad Templeton, one of the co-creators of The Knights of Alternia. I met him for a quick coffee at Grand Central Station in New York City and was so lucky to have this experience. Once I calmed down I was able to ask him some questions:

KoA Blog: Hello sir, first I must say that this is an honor.

C. Templeton: Ok

KoA Blog: Secondly, I must comment on how stunning your windbreaker is.

C. Templeton: Thank you

KoA Blog: I think it goes without saying that Knights of Alternia played a huge role in the childhood years of folks that are adults today. How does that feel to know you helped create something that touched people when they were just discovering who they were?

C. Templeton: At the time it was a job, and a way to keep some jobs for people we knew in the area. We never thought people would still be thinking about it today.

KoA Blog: You mentioned Jared Stevens, the other co-creator of KoA. Are you two still in contact today?

C. Templeton: Well, we both live in New York and hang out in the same socials so it’s not crazy if we bump into each other here and there, but we’re not nearly as close as we used to be---especially not as close as we were when creating the KoA.

KoA Blog: Was there some sort of falling out?

C. Templeton: Falling out? No, we just went on to work on different projects. He started his now very successful coloring book career and I continued writing other comics and eventually began working on Punchman in Space.

KoA Blog: I’m so glad you brought that up!

C. Templeton: I’m already regretting it.

KoA Blog: Jared was very vocal about his opposition to the potential 90s reboot that was space themed. Didn’t that put pressure on your relationship?

C. Templeton: Not really. By that point, we saw each other rarely and when we did see other the last thing we wanted to discuss was KoA. Speaking of which, my train is about to leave.

KoA Blog: Quickly, before you go, what is your reaction to rumors of a KoA reboot in the works? Are you involved at all?

C. Templeton: I really have to go.

Yes, you read that title correctly. I’ve just heard rumors (through the good old fashion grape vine) that there is a reboot of The Knights of Alternia in the works.

I don’t know much more than that. BUT THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT I CAN ASK CHAD TEMPLETON HIMSELF. 

Yes, this post is full of suprises! I’ve finally gotten Chad Templeton, one of the original creators of the Knights of Alternia, to agree to an interview that I will post on this blog. I am BEYOND excited that he has dropped the charges against me and has agreed to do this. Perhaps he’ll know more about the reboot.