GoT Characters as Things Said in the Bitchpack Group Chat:
Tyrion Lannister: laugh at my funny joke.
Jon Snow: I’m in aegony.
Sansa Stark: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
Cersei Lannister: not to be ###thatbitch.
Daenerys Targaryen: yuck.
Jaime Lannister: honestly chill it’s just incest.
Brienne of Tarth: are you ever triggered by someone’s entire personality?
Bran Stark: I’m emo don’t come for me.
Arya Stark: wow I can’t wait to fight you all to the death.
Tywin Lannister: I’m a dead beat dad.
Ned Stark: wow how long it look.
Davos Seaworth: it’s al about the general vibe.
Renly Baratheon: I’m still like .99% straight I hav rights.
Margaery Tyrell: the lesbeans are fonna attack.
Samwell Tarly: I lick rocks for science.
Theon Greyjoy: I really boned myself on this one guys.
Rhaegar Targaryen: we already have a snake in this house.
Bronn: get ready for shitstorm.
Melisandre: wow she really boobs.
Loras Tyrell: me? gay? yes.
Meera Reed: i’ve never looked at a man and been impressed.
Olenna Tyrell: ive only seen like one episode but i read that in gossip girl voice.
Oberyn Martell: I had to pretend to be heterosexual to do it...tragic.
Gendry Baratheon: still relevant five minutes later.
Sandor Clegane: sometimes you guys say things that make me want to pour bleach directly into my eyes so i can never read again.
