These terms could literally only take 30 minutes why is this class so slow...!!!

i am forced with the dilemma of packing my life into a 55lb bag for my little jaunt to germany. there are so many issues with that previous sentence i don't even know where to start. adding additional pounds to my baggage, easing out at around 70lbs, will cost me around $200... sooo i am quite inspired to fit it all in the 55lb bag of death. i see it as a challenge. a challenge that i am quite certain will lead to at least 5 breakdowns by the end of the month, many of which will end in tears and me flopping into piles of clothes and useless "stuff" that i own, and creating a snow angel. if i do this right...i expect everyone in the airport to wonder where i am going, as i will be wearing as much clothing as possible from a bathing suit, all the way to my parka and possibly at least 3 headbands. maybe i'll create a trend. or i'll be tagged as the ultimate hipster? people love weird outfits these days.