me: *trying to think of a solution for the 73747 impossible assignments i have*
brain: u don't know how to do 'em because u r dumb and a failure and no one will ever see your worth because you have none and everyone hates u or makes fun of u and deep inside actually wishes you never existed in the first place and that they never met u and u will probably not even graduate because u don't know shit and u have no one willing to help u because u r weird and no one likes u enough and u r the most uninteresting being to ever live
brain: also here's a dream of the last person to finally get over the politeness of the last 6 years and dump u because u r a trash. and btw u have like 3 days left for that assignment or u fail k bye enjoy your day i will now retreat any of my cells from functioning
