#ptw.

@moowse so. what are you, exactly?

@burymealive you have a house plant? anyway okay look I hate telling people this because it’s over but like it’s a courtesy and I’m courteous guy. and I will 100% fully understand if you never want to speak with me again after this.

@burymealive sorry but your name in my phone is “cute ass, better hair”. anyway. tell not a soul for what you’re about to be told.

@burymealive okay look, boner squad, this is important and pertinent info.

@burymealive hold my hand while I talk to you then.

@burymealive it's okay, mines lonely too.