#psygullisms

gave a time-traveled chalcolithic guy access to a computer and he immediately booted up photoshop and started adding more arrows to a picture of Ötzi and laughing

hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

new tarot card called the Five of Guys. if you pull it in a reading it guarantees burgers and fries in your near future

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

my buddy wound man fell asleep first at the sleepover but we couldn't figure out anything to do to him since it had already been done

oh boy i start my job as a wound man tomorrow can't wait to be stabbed, sliced, slashed, lacerated, eviscerated, bludgeoned, cudgeled, beaten with rods, beaten with irons, shot with arrows, shot with cannons, have spears thrown into me, have spears thrown through me, impaled on spikes, flayed, flensed, boiled, shot with arrows again, and have rocks dropped on my head