Jun 10, 2021
Me, staring at the little comic book man in my phone: you don’t have a bisexual partner yet, but baby, I can fix that
#personal tag#sometimes I look at a man and I like ohhhhh yeah#we would give off morticia and Gomez vibes#whereas w anyone who’s not a man I’m just like#here’s all my money#my number#my life#do u want me to cook u food??#get u coffee???#track down the author who never finished that fic u like#and convince them to write it???#anything for u my love#...Jesus crisp I’m so fucking single#pssstttt#it’s me#I’m the bisexual partner
