#prpstart

“For crissake, man-- When are these people going to stock the shelves with something more than an eleven year old can sound out?”

“Is that so?”

“So, I think I cracked why there aren’t any owls around the muggles. They have this phone app called Twitter where you send tweets to other people like little letters. --How nifty. It’s also cute how they’re keeping the bird theme.”

Simon picks up the bag of food off the porch mat on his way in, opens the unlocked door and looks around curiously for any members of Merrit’s family very suddenly realizing he didn’t bring any food for anybody else. Shit. “Hi! Uh, I’m here! Um...”

“Why can’t I bring my cat to school? SirMeowfflepuff isn’t doing anything! He’s just livin’. Also, who else is going to deliver my notes to Monet during class?”

“Okay, I get who Ceaser is but what’s the “Ideas of March”? --I mean, how can a month have an idea?”