#proxytrolls

it’s been a while since i’ve felt like making a new troll so um

him, yes, the real slim shady.

Bro, bro. Go for it.

>> You’re ever so excited to be in these woods, your camera armed and ready. After spending hours online, and hunting through threads and online skeptics,  you’ve found another myth. It was hard because not many trolls had seen this cryptid before, but you found enough stories and legends to check it out. Of course you knew it was probably fake, as are most of your trips out to explore the unknown. It’s like an episode of Scooby Doo, where you unmask the ‘monster’ as a feral dog, or a troll living in a cabin, just trying to keep other trolls out of his territory by frightening them. 

>> You are, however, very giddy to be out here. You’ve updated your blog saying that you’d go live every day for a couple hours while you searched, and the rest of the time you’d take short clips and pictures. You had a go-pro camera you bought recently, and that’s what you’d use when you went live. For everything else, you had your trusty old camera. You got a lot of responses, trolls urging you to check it out. Most of them wanted to know more about the specific cryptid, and you gave them links. It was nice to spread word about this, you thought. What’s a cryptid without trolls that believe in it? Not much, you think. You hoped that you could gain a larger following by the time the trip was over.

jayson/whyatt fusion fr the animation im making

bonus frm ryan--