Apr 26
not for sore eyes
pee yourself
I declare this ship... REVIVAN EL SHIP ! It's been dead since dokyakutu vanished from the net hAHah RIP + screw Activision for just swallowing up all of Prototype's rights and leaving it to rot in our faces with like zero proper closure ... just straight SILENCE for over a decade now ... ALEX HAS BEEN INSIDE HELLER FOR AGES NOW GET HIM OUUUUT !
— btw : tis just sum random ProtoCreed content I shat out myself at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday afternoon while being butt naked and fighting for my life on someone's unwashed toilet bowl definitely not after I wasn't microdosing on 35% heavy cream desserts (back when it was affordable) + expired lunchables in 2023
i am not sorry for the cringe this is literally tumblr 😃
#alex mercer prototype#protocreed#prototype 2009#desmond miles#assassin's creed#alex mercer#this is a perfect conservative repellant#did u know that theres a secret mission in prototype that lets you meetup with desmond and kiss him on his cheek i am not making this up#y2kcore#2009 aesthetic#gay alert#my crap#I pooped#Uuuuuughhhhrrhhh#Calling this ship the jeansNhoodiesDuo because protocreed is outdated n im so good at naming things wow pro stuff bravaa me#Prototypememe#Assassinscreedmeme
