#prototype journals

You might think that cables and chords tangle themselves due to a combination of tiny vibrations over time and the initial position and elastic potential of the cables in question.

You might think that leaving the cable in a dense spiral (the most common storing method) would allow the "upper strings" to fall to the side over time, but (due to the elastic tension at the other end of the part that fell) they wouldn’t fall perfectly to the ground, which would result in the tangles and knots.

YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!!

The truth that so many don't want to accept is that there are nefarious creatures that sneak into people's homes with their only intention being to knot and tangle their cables, chords, and wires! Creatures so foul that they do this heinous act for no reason other than wicked glee.

These elusive and slippery beings are known only as the “Cable Elves”, and there is no house, home, or building safe from their evil entangling ways.

[ October 14th, 2021 ]

The Prototype Journal’s page on “Wiggly Jimmy” - a creature who’s based on Slenderman (basically is a bootleg Slenderman) that my sister and I created a few years back as a joke. He’s not 1:1 with Slendy, rather our own humorous bastardization of him. An inside joke that I felt compelled to include in the Prototype Journal.

I had to resize it in MS Paint because the photo was so big that Tumblr couldn’t handle it, so I’m sorry if it looks blurry or wonky.

I didn’t put a lot of effort into the drawing, I just sketched it with the same pen I was writing with. Wanted to get the art done so I could add in the text instead of writing the text first and having to maneuver the art around it. It’s shitty but does it’s job.

Here’s what the all the text on the page says, for those wondering, with all of the random capitalization, spelling errors, and grammatical mishaps. Remember that this isn’t the Slenderman, it’s a sort of parody of him that my sister and I meme about. All information is what we’ve come up with in our jests.

Anything in parentheses - (these) - are explanations of text, acronyms, initialisms, and/or abbreviations.

Anything in brackets - {these} - are notes.

Sorry for the glare, these damn books are always so shiny lmao

Here's the cover of the first prototype journal. None of the decorations mean anything, I just wanted to jazz up the cover a bit.

I had to resize it in MS Paint because the photo was so big that Tumblr couldn’t handle it, so I’m sorry if it looks blurry or wonky.

I plan to jazz it up more with stickers and shit when I get them, but for now, this is what I’ve got.