#prototrio

All original artists tagged in the video BUT i'm still tagging you guys bc hehe

@the-angel-of-salvation @immortalwebofdecay @experiment--1006

*The trio getting into the car*

Two: I'm driving.

One, out of view: "Shotgun!"

Three/Web, turning to look at One: "Aww but you had it on the way here-"

Everyone except for Three/Web: "WOAH-"

One, holding a shotgun: "No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*"

Three/Web: "I told Two his ears flush when they lie."

One: "Why?"

Three/Web: "Look."

Three/Web: "HEY TWO! DO YOU LOVE US?!"

Two, covering his ears: "No."

One:

Three/Web: "Heres a fun Christmas idea. We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it."

Two: "Web. No."

One: "Mistlefoe!"

Two: "Please stop encouraging him."

Three/Web: "I'm having a baby."

One: "Thats grea-"

Three/Web, slamming adoption papers on the table: "Its you. Sign here."

Two: "WHY. Why did you give One a KNIFE?!"

Three/Web: "I apologize. He said he felt unsafe."

Two: "NOW I FEEL UNSAFE."

Three/Web: "Apologies."

Three/Web: "...would you like a knife?"

Two: "NO!"

Three/Web: "Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth now that I can eat?"

Two: "You're a hazard to society."

One: "And a coward. DO TWENTY."

One: "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

Two: "Wasn't Web with you?"

Three/Web: "In my defense, I was also left unsupervised."

*Two and One sitting in jail together*

One: "So... who should we call?"

Two: "I'd call Web, but I feel safer in jail."

One: *Screams*

Three/Web: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Roscoe: "Should we do something..?"

Two: "No, I want to see who wins this."

Roscoe: "Judging from last time, you know its gonna be One."

Two: "Web still has a fighting chance as long as One doesn't get bitey."

Roscoe: "Fair."

Three/Web, setting down a card: "Ace of spades."

Two, pulling out an Uno card: "4+"

One, pulling out a Pokemon card: "Jolteon, I choose you."

Poppy, trembling: "What are we playing...-"

Three/Web: "HA! 69! You know what that means?"

One: "What-?"

Two: "That you're a child."

Roscoe: "HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ-?!?"

Two: "I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions-?"

Three/Web: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you."

One: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two."

Roscoe and Poppy, at the same time: "Put spaghetti in it."

Two: "I'm no longer taking suggestions."

Roscoe: "I think we're missing something."

Poppy: "Teamwork?"

Two: "Cohesion?"

One, deadpan: "A general sense of what we're doing?"

Roscoe: "How did none of you hear what I just said..??"

One: "I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

Three/Web: "I got distracted about halfway through."

Two: "Ignoring you was a conscious decision."

Roscoe: "Why isn't the statue smirking at me?"

Poppy: "It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it."

Roscoe: "Three of us saw it, Poppy. How do you explain that?"

Poppy: *Points at Two* Sleep deprivation. *Points at One* Paranoia. *Points at Three/Web* Delusional personality disorder.

One: "Is anyone d—"

Three/Web: "Depressed?"

Two: "Drained..?"

Poppy: "Dumb?"

Roscoe: "Disliked?"

One: "-done with their work... what is WRONG with you people..."

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Roscoe: "So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

One: "...I did. I broke it-"

Roscoe: "No. No you didn't. Web?"

Three/Web: "Don't look at me. Look at Two."

Two: "What-?? I didn't break it."

Three/Web: "Huh, thats weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"

Two: "Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's broken."

Three/Web: "Suspicious."

Two: "No it's not!"

Anon 3: "If it matters, probably not, but Poppy was the last one to use it."

Poppy: "LIAR! I don't even drink that stuff!"

Anon 1: "Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

Poppy: "I use the wooden stirrers to comb out knots and pin my hair better. Everyone knows that ANON!!"

One: "Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Roscoe-"

Roscoe: "NO! WHO BROKE IT?!"

Everyone:

Three/Web: "Roscoe... Catnap's been awfully quiet-"

Catnap: "rEALLY?! OH MY PROTO-"

*Everyone starts arguing*

Roscoe, being interviewed: "I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it."

Roscoe: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and Dogdays head on a stick."

Roscoe:

Roscoe: "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."

And now some one liners from the Prototrio:

One: "I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."

One, as a human: "You wanna see how hardcore I am?"

One: *punches a wall*

One:

One, starting to tear up: "tAKe mE tO the hOSPitaL."

Web: "If you can't beat em. *does a hairflip with his hat* Dress better than em."

One: "With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

One: "I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. NOTHING has been proven yet! Stop making assumptions. It's rude."

One, surrounded by a hoard of Miss Delights: "Well well weeelll.... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that a fricked up bad."

One, playing a VR game with a headset the anons gave him: "Y'see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset."

One: "BUT— as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games..."

One: "YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE!"

Two: "So. Apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress."

Two:

Two: "I'm not gonna admit this to anyone else. If you tell anyone I'm tying you to a stick and hanging you upside down over a pit hole."

Three/Web: "If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!"

*Lightning strikes Web*

Three/Web: "HA! NICE TRY, JACKASS!! Next time, give it your A-game!!"

*More lightning strikes him*

Three/Web: "ONE TAKE ME TO DOCTOR SAWYER I CANT FEEL MY SPINE—"

Two: "You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens... but I made a mistake."

Two: "I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k."

Three/Web, as a human: "I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying."

Characters and who they belong to :)

One: ( Me! )

Three/Web: ( @immortalwebofdecay )

Two: ( @experiment--1006 )

Poppy, Roscoe: ( @worldsworstemployee )

Anons: ( You guys )

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what the hell. anyways.

PURELY based off what i've seen and what i headcanon-

for the prototrio:

Art: "Between You & Me" from The Nightly Manor, "Always Forever" By Cults... OR Distorted Fate (the whole thing including the choreography) from The Golden One OST

Luci: "Vulture Culture" by Fangclub, and also "Burning Pile" by Mother Mother DO NOT ASK. IM NOT OKAY/lh

Web: "Feel Like A Monster", "Curse Of The Dreamer", and "Mr. Feel" all by John Micheal Howell. Mostly these are based off his lore and also just.. vibes. :3

For the rest of the protoverse:

Oleander: I cant think of anything except for "The Milk Carton" by Madilyn/Elio Mei and "Harpy Hare" by Yaelokre. So. Have at ye with that...

Lycosa: "Be A Friend To Me" from The Nightly Manor. Oh and "Epoch" By Savlonic. I will not be explaining.

Scarv: Giving "Modify" by Lemon Demon, "I Love You Like An Alcoholic" by The Taxpayers, and "Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots. I'm also not explaining this either.

i cant remember if there were anymore... oh also just for funsies

The Joy: both old and new "Careful What You Wish For" by Jack Harris, and "An Unhealthy Obsession" by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra + Gloom Theory.