#prophetizing

theres something so exhausting about having to plan every meal and like actually the act of eating like I wish I could just think up what I want and then bam its in my belly 5 seconds later and I get to continue on with my tasks

cock with no bush is like hotdog with no bun :/

I thought I was lucky but I may now be facing the dreaded national adhd med shortage 😩

sometimes you get chipotle and it’s the most amazing bowl you’ve ever had in the world and then the rest of the time you get chipotle and it’s so fucking mid you start to cry

cows make grass look so yummy

so you just gonna come in flaunting your "following" badge in my notifications and not even a little kiss in return?

hey pal you just blow in from stupid town?