#propaganda posts

i would do klance rp and klance fanart and read klance fanfiction but REALLY i shipped HEITH and i am a heith stan FOR FUCKING LIFE. vut stull. /but still/

vote klance. was ths show bad? yeas. was the ending bullshit? yeas. is heith a better ship? yeas. but u should vote klance anyways bc they are THE ship. they are the fuckinf ship fucking ever. the amount of peoppe lost to the trenches. i had it GOOD. i was FINE with klance, even if i thought heith was better. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHIPPED SHIRO AND KEITH?? YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW. yousont want to know.

oh god the queerbaiting im getting fucking psychic viaions ack gah oeubsjsksk.

anywYs this is part propaganda part explination part psychic meltdown. hops this helps

In the wake of the popular new trend of "colour duo polls" sweeping Ninjago City, one Jay Walker decided his claim to 5-minutes-of-fame resting in the first poll he could get himself nominated onto.

It must be easy to secure victory, he thought, scrolling through Spinblr for a poll to enter. If Kai and Lloyd can win first place and Sensei Wu and Lord freaking Garmadon can win second, then of course I can win too! I'd be shocked if I didn't.

He pauses in his scrolling, eyes lighting up like the lightning he commands as he spots his ticket to glory. The red and blue brackets? Easy! Sure, he and Kai aren't the most iconic duo combination of the ninja, but if Kai could win first against a duo from one of Mother Doomsday's bestselling comics, then this'll be a cinch!

Besides, Jay will be the one to carry the duo with his natural charisma and charm.

The plan is foolproof.

And so he nominates himself and Kai and sits back in his gaming chair, smug as a cat.

A week passes, and the brackets are announced.

Him and Kai against one of the most famous red and blue duos ever some nobodies? Oh please- it's almost laughable how easy this'll be.

The polls open, he submits his vote, and he jump up kicks back whip around and spin with a new issue of Starfaher.

Twenty-four hours later, he slides into his seat at the breakfast table, preen as a peacock. He shoots sparking finger guns at a very bewildered Zane, a bright smile at a skeptical Nya, and a cocky eyebrow-waggle at an exasperated Cole.

Lloyd walks in thumbing a green hat with an L a fan had made him after his poll victory. "Okay, why's Jay looking at everyone like that? What bet did you all lose?"

"They didn't lose," Jay grins, "I just won! Kai and I entered a poll!"

Kai slides into his seat. "Jay entered. I had nothing to do with this."

He's wearing his golden medal from the red and green poll, which is a little obnoxious, but Jay can let it slide, because he's too busy opening up Spinblr to see just how much he swept the bracket by.

Round one, round one... ah! There it is-

HA! 69.1 (ha, nice) % to 30.1% - those nobodies got absolutely demolished, the poor saps, hA-

...

Jay blinks.

He blinks again.

Refreshes the page.

Blinks a third time.

His team covers their ears.

Jay screeches.

"WE LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND?!?"

He stands with a start, pointing an accusatory finger at the screen. "BLASPHEMY! RANK BLASPHEMY! I CALL VOTER FRAUD! I CALL INJUSTICE! I CALL STARK BLASPHEMY-"

"I voted for Sokka and Zuko," Lloyd says casually.

Jay whips his head around to stare at Lloyd. "Betrayal."

Zane pats him on the head with an earnest smile. "I must confess, I voted for the other pair as well."

Jay turns to stare at him. "Blasphemous betrayal."

"Sorry," Cole says, not sounding sorry at all, "But I voted the other way too. Can't have your ego getting too big."

Jay gasps, clutching a hand to his chest. "The audacity! Nya, tell them all what an outrage this is-"

But Nya only offers him an apologetic look. "I... may have voted for the other side too."

Jay gawks at her. "Et tu, Nya?"

"She was jealous you got put on it with Kai instead of her and Kai," Lloyd pipes up. Nya blushes and protests, but the guilty side-eye she gives Jay speaks volumes.

With a loud complaining sigh, Jay collapses onto the table, draping himself over the wood. "In my hour of need, you all betray me. Blasphemous betrayal, the lot of you. Treacherous traitors. I thought we were a team. I thought ninja stick together!"

The others just give him a pat on the back.

Jay turns to Kai. "Kai, baby? You are the last person I can turn to for support. It's you and me against the world now."

But Kai merely claps a hand on his shoulder, smile as wicked as the Serpentine. And with three words, he shatters Jay's last hope.

"That's rough, buddy."

-OG

- may not be canonically queer but is heavily coded and was the thing that awakened a lot of people's genders

- his dad is a bisexual crossdresser and that's gotta count for something

- working class hero

- hates the rich